c/memes · by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 299d

Gladly and proudly

190 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world

26 Comments

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 36 pts · 299d (4 replies)

I can just yell "WOMEN!!!" :3

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 299d (2 replies)

Hell yes.

“Nerdy people!” at the top of my lungs for some easy cash is simple enough lmao

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 6 pts · 299d

Yeah absolutely

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 298d

So, um, hi!

Hexarei@beehaw.org · 2 pts · 298d

Me too, I love it when women

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 33 pts · 298d

Yelling, "Enthusiastic consent" in a public place is frowned upon but not illegal.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 23 pts · 299d (3 replies)

Does the list have to be exhaustive?

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Yeah we could be there a while. Ill need lozenges.

essell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 298d

Weird fetish, but okay.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 298d

"It depends on my mood at the time!"

dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 298d (3 replies)

I mean in case you can just yell the thing really loud without context, and without anyone knowing why you're yelling it, anyone should realistically take this. Hell, even a pedophile should take this offer. Getting a million bucks to yell "KIIIIIDSSSSS" out in public is an easy win.

*Note: I do not condone pedophilia, nor giving known pedophiles money just because (if at all).

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d (2 replies)

If they shout kids the challenger can shoot them.

dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 297d (1 reply)

I mean, in theory, yes. But good luck proving that the person you just shot was claiming to be a pedophile. There's no real probable cause to go searching through their PC. And the only one who knew they had to say what turns them on is you, the shooter. Also who knows, maybe they were joking?

I'd say if you shot them you'd be in trouble to be honest.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d

Fine...we'll just put them on the list.

Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 298d

Tittiiiiiees!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 298d

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 298d (1 reply)

Does the list have to be exhaustive or is just one thing enough? Do I get 1 million for each turn on? How public? The answer is almost certainly yes regardless, I just wanna know how far I gotta go.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 298d

Likewise I want to know how much I can get

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 298d (2 replies)

Just shout your SO's name

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 298d

I will ALSO shout your SO's name.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 298d

"Your SO's name!"

henfredemars@lemdro.id · 5 pts · 298d

Anyone with even a little bit of financial sense should acquiesce. What do you mean no? In this economy?

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 298d

let's see, girls, boys, cars, pizza, rock, roll, spicy food, the couch cushion... Maybe it would be quicker to name what doesn't turn me on?