I bought Halloween candy for my ungrateful Uber riders and finally realized I hate Hershey's fucking chocolate. But still, it was FREE CANDY IN A GOLD SPARKLY SKULL, ASSHOLES. I'm literally playing vintage Halloween music, what is WRONG with you joyless dicks.
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Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 51 pts · 291d
Kit kats two days in a row is gonna be really rough on the stomach
Godric@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 291d
You gotta love the game if you want to play at the highest level!
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 291d
Wdym two days in a row? That should last you the whole week. smh
LongDickJonsson@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 291d
I would switch out the Kit Kat's since it's a Nestlé product, fuck that
vateso5074@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 291d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 291d
I bought Halloween candy for my ungrateful Uber riders and finally realized I hate Hershey's fucking chocolate. But still, it was FREE CANDY IN A GOLD SPARKLY SKULL, ASSHOLES. I'm literally playing vintage Halloween music, what is WRONG with you joyless dicks.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 291d
GOLD SPARKLY SKULL? WARE?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 291d
Dollar Tree.
No, no, wait for it...
For fucking FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS. PLEASE try to tell me this isn't a failing empire.
einlander@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 291d
Looks like a construction workers breakfast and lunch.
Such forethought!
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 291d
Have you ever worked construction? While some drink on the job, they all eat proper food, usually big portions.
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 291d
Working construction drunk sounds absolutely horrible.
karma_will_f_you_up@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 291d
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 291d
Is that Tylenol, to help you focus?
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 291d
I thinks it’s breath mints.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 289d
Hydrocodone to help you focus. Alcohol and Tylenol is dangerous.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 291d
Ew, you could get so many more tannins and calories out of box wine sangria for a quarter the price.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 291d
will a box of sangria make me sing katy perry at 4 am then puke an fall in a ditch?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 291d
Yes, and it will finally give you the confidence you needed to start wearing more red to cover up all of your wine stains. 10% sneaks up on you
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 291d
Yes and it counts towards your 5 fruit a day to keep the doctor away.
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 291d
Absolutely! It even comes with a mega hangover if you're foolish enough to stop drinking it.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 291d
Hey man don't knock boxed wine. It's plenty delicious, more efficient to ship, and just as effective. Its a great everyday wine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 291d
but i want corks
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 291d
Now do two weeks worth!
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 290d
Only a single bottle? Drinking kinda light aren't we?
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d
Is this AI?
Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d
No, to my knowledge this is not Weird Al.