I can't say I'm deep enough into knowledge about this to deny I have been brainwashed by big poop knife. But I generally keep my showering and pooping separate, I generally poop more often than I shower.
Maybe eating less fiber and getting to a one big poop a day schedule and doing that while showering is the correct way of life.
Pretty sure that's for a different purpose. A poop knife is for when you drop logs too big that they clog the toilet, you just slice them up a bit and down they go! I don't think using this to mush them would be as effective and satisfying, this would also definitely be harder to wash clean.
Its purpose is just speculative, I read just a bit on Wiki, its a toiletry implement of some kind, maybe for cleaning toilets. There's cleaning instructions, a bit of hot water and vinegar and its like brand new.
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wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 283d
This is propaganda by big poop knife. No one needs a poop knife when all you really need is a little practice to master the art of stomp waffling.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 283d
Waffle Stomping. ;)
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 283d
As long as it's not Crepe Curbing I think we're all in agreement here!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 282d
Yes, but it's important not to waffle on your stomp when stomping your waffle.
A proper waffle stomp should be made with conviction.
M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d
I can't say I'm deep enough into knowledge about this to deny I have been brainwashed by big poop knife. But I generally keep my showering and pooping separate, I generally poop more often than I shower. Maybe eating less fiber and getting to a one big poop a day schedule and doing that while showering is the correct way of life.
lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 283d
How about a poop sponge? Seems a little safer.
The Xylospongium!
M137@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 283d
Pretty sure that's for a different purpose. A poop knife is for when you drop logs too big that they clog the toilet, you just slice them up a bit and down they go! I don't think using this to mush them would be as effective and satisfying, this would also definitely be harder to wash clean.
lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 283d
Its purpose is just speculative, I read just a bit on Wiki, its a toiletry implement of some kind, maybe for cleaning toilets. There's cleaning instructions, a bit of hot water and vinegar and its like brand new.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 6 pts · 283d
Treat yourself, get a full carving set!
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 283d
Everyone needs a good poop knife!
M137@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 283d
Yes, and I've found the need for it more and more the older I get. Always better this have one and not need it than the other way around!
capuccino@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 283d
no fcking way, I didn't knew this was a thing
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 5 pts · 283d
Twas a thing back in thus Reddit days.
M137@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d
I'm very glad to have shown you the light, praise be on your further deuce dropping adventures!
protist@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 283d
Ain't nobody need to buy a poop knife when you can walk outside and get yourself a poop stick that does the same thing
tehWrapper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d
Fecal slicer
Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 282d
That's just for pros.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 283d
Thumb it, then wash.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d
You guys need a bidet.
hopland@snabelen.no · 1 pts · 283d
@M137 also known as a dookie dagger... I'll leave now.