Got my balls destroyed today

Good fucking riddance.

I am also very happy to no longer need spiro. I AM SO TIRED OF PISSING.

The procedure went well and they said I recovered really well from the anesthesia. I wasn't groggy or anything and I could drink the water they gave me just fine right after waking up.

The best way I can describe what the pain feels like right now is when you need to piss like really crazy bad. (I don't actually have to piss though.)

I was going to write a bit more but I'm tired so imma just go to sleep now. (Also my autocorrect just tried to change sleep to localhost:8080 wtf)

Update: A lot of my pain is gone this morning and I feel a lot better. I found that putting ice on it helped a lot. Didn't really need much of the pain meds they gave me. Ibuprofen and acetaminophen are good enough.

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23 Comments

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Congrats on completing no nuts november

dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 288d

Oh your god, that's hilarious!

30p87@feddit.org · 37 pts · 289d (1 reply)

I'm also localhost:8080'ing now

Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 289d

All the cool girls hang out in the Tomcat server

Fortatech@gregtech.eu · 29 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Where do you store the piss now??!? (Also, congrats!)

magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 289d

She said she was tired of pissing, no more piss!

IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 289d

Congrats!!!

pooberbee@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Fuck yeah! Getting mine out next week! Maybe they'll end up in the same dumpster!

magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 288d

Why did the image of a dumpster full of girl balls just jump into my head?

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 289d

Balls B GONE-BLAST!

Congrats, that is awesome to hear!

Edit: the description of how it feels is also handy, thanks. I was curious about that, and it actually feels like it'd help me in what to do.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 289d (2 replies)
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Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Thanks for the advice. It was just an orchi. I did piss like a horse when I got home but idk if they had a catheter in or not.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 288d
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coolestusername@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 289d (4 replies)

did you ask if you can keep them

Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 288d (3 replies)

No but I did think about it. I decided that my balls are better off in the garbage because I hate them so much.

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 288d

I'm sure you could have sold 'em to some freak on craigslist for good money. 😄

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 288d

Iconic

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d

you cloud heavy put them in a nuts jar and gifted it to your enemies

lwhjp@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 289d

Yay! Spiro sucks.

sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 289d

Yeet. Nice.

DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 289d

I'm lucky cuz I only needed 50 mg of it.

ItsAmber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 288d

Congrats!! i have mine scheduled for December. I too cannot wait to be rid of Spiro; what an awful drug 😂

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 288d

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 289d

wooo, congrats!

M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 289d

Haha, great title! And huge congrats!! I'm not mtf but I'm a supporter and always happy to see people on the journey to their real self.