Lost count

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 35 pts · 283d (5 replies)

I found one that was a lady shooting horse chestnuts into another lady’s anus with a slingshot and it was fantastic.

Buffy@libretechni.ca · 28 pts · 283d (1 reply)

This is the exact comment I would expect from SatansMaggotyCumFart, thank you for your contribution.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 13 pts · 283d

At least someone appreciates me.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 283d (1 reply)

Sauce?

IronBird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d

seriously, there's a surprising like of sauces in here....thought it basic common knowledge to include sauce with stuff like this

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 282d

wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 283d (1 reply)

Masturbation causes normally intelligent memers to spell “life” as “live.”

It’s science.

Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 282d

Live is life.

30p87@feddit.org · 30 pts · 283d (17 replies)

History/Bookmark/Download?

Grabthar@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 283d (9 replies)

Very courteous of you. That way dad can have the same fap too!

balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one · 33 pts · 283d (6 replies)

Wait you still have shared machines in 2025? This isn't 1998 Netscape navigator porn.

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 283d (5 replies)

Just make a new profile on your OS called “Fappin” so no one knows what you’re up to.

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 283d

T. Itcock, perfect

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 283d (1 reply)

Edit: so no one knows whose fapping it was

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 283d

Plausible deniability fap

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 283d

“homework4K”

stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d

"Stuff"

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 283d

OK Mike Johnson.

30p87@feddit.org · 4 pts · 283d

If you share devices...

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 283d (5 replies)

yt-dlp

Rooster326@programming.dev · 7 pts · 283d (4 replies)

An yes the "homework" folder despite leaving college over a decade ago...

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 6 pts · 283d (3 replies)

Taxes folder.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 1 pts · 283d (2 replies)
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 1 pts · 283d (1 reply)

I almost would always want to see a pornograph more than a tax return.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 282d

pornograph

everything's up and to the right 📈

petrescatraian@libranet.de · 2 pts · 283d

Y'all still be downloading 'em?

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 283d (4 replies)

Right click > safe to Desktop

sad_detective_man@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 283d (2 replies)

Share to: Facebook

univers3man@piefed.world · 6 pts · 283d (1 reply)

Just make an FB account that is just shares of your faves. A wall of fap, if you will.

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d

BookBeat

Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 283d

if you want it to be safe you have to place it in a folder called System Files

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 283d (1 reply)

I got a couple of my favs with YouTube-dl / yt-dlp, but it’s a really small collection. I wished I had gotten some more of my favorites before they disappeared from pornhub. I had them favorited on pornhub but obviously that wasn’t enough.

Aneb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 280d

Mood. I have a porn collection that rivals people's posts to different sites. The only problem with reuploading is I'll get banned from the sites for copyright infringement

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 283d (2 replies)

This is why I have videotapes of all sessions since 1989. Never miss a beat.

IronBird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d (1 reply)

are they cataloged by name, date, or some kind of scoring system?

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d

Its actually just one tape. Hence why my wife calls me the 5 secs machine.

Jinarched@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 282d (3 replies)

I backup everything I like and not just porn. It could become a lost media someday. There are so many things I wish I could find from the napster/kazaa era, but for most of them I sadly had to give up.

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 282d (2 replies)

Why do you think I have so much bullshit saved to be able to post? Same thought process, buddy <3 Although sad to hear on the losing a chunk of your backup. I feel that. My HDD is 9 years old and very slowly inching towards death and fear... THE FEAR...

Buffy@libretechni.ca · 2 pts · 282d (1 reply)

Nine years!? Back up NOW before it's too late. I'm scared for you.

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 282d

I would if I reliably could <3

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 283d (1 reply)

Put up tons of adblockers and malware blockers (that are actually reliable), including those that block fake download buttons. Then download and put it into a USB stick and name it "administration", the folders being accessible only by password or something.

And then idk, store the usb somewhere where nobody looks.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 283d

Plus it feels nice having a USB drive up your ass!

desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 283d
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 283d (3 replies)

make an account?

Trex202@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 283d (2 replies)
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 282d (1 reply)

People who want to have a personally tuned algorithm and save their favorite vids :D I remember feeling called out when I saw that episode lol

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 282d

Yup, I felt a reaaly weird mix of being called out AND validated & seen at the same time.

Some might call me a perv, I’d call it being efficient and organized. Tomato to-mah-to

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 6 pts · 283d (5 replies)

Online bookmark manager. I recommend Raindrop.io

snooggums@piefed.world · 18 pts · 283d (4 replies)

Lasts until the video is taken down.

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 6 pts · 283d (3 replies)

Can treat it like critical data and download a local copy and then make a 3,2,1 backup.

snooggums@piefed.world · 11 pts · 283d (2 replies)

I do hoard videos for this reason, both porn and not porn.

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 11 pts · 283d (1 reply)

....but mostly porn

snooggums@piefed.world · 8 pts · 283d

Of course.

My state is one of the ones trying to ban porn altogether. They aren't trying to ban obscure animation and comedy skits.

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 282d

Just do what I do and save everything and forget about it afterwards

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d

Screen capture bro

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 282d

You find another video that's even better:

ICCrawler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d

I lost my internet for a couple of months a while back. That sucked. Since then I will track down stuff I like and save it if I can. I live alone, so not like anyone else is going to use my PC.