I do own a body weight scale.

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Krudler@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 286d (2 replies)

You think you're better than me?

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 286d (1 reply)

Do you have a scale?

I decline comment

TheTurner@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 286d (2 replies)

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I actually gained like 30 lbs after I stopped drinking, turns out I was using booze as a substitute for food, oops

Can you imagine The Walking Dead if the zombies were on a diet?

Braiiins!!!! BRAIIIINS!!!!!

No Carl. It's not our cheat day.

BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!

No Carl! I know the cravings are hard, but you lost 5lbs. Stay strong!

.........brains.

I know.

Lembot_0005@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 286d (3 replies)

It is some pun, I suppose? Can explain?

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 286d (2 replies)

hOrni@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 286d (1 reply)

I don't understand that one either.

People do not want to know their weight. That’s it. It’s some self directed irony.

Dare: now post a photo while standing on it. The scale must be turned on.

Belly may be in the line of sight?

I'm really enjoy this drama! I hope someone one-ups, saying he has a scale but has no gravity to use it or something.

Superbly played

hOrni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 286d (1 reply)

I own one too. I've been afraid to step on it for the last 16 months, but it's there.

Schrodinger Weight. Your either heavy nor light.

malware@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 286d

Mine still shows 134 kilos. 🚬🚬 Lying scales.

Then own it, show it who's the boss here.

mvirts@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 286d

I took the sim card out of my 4G scale so I wouldn't be able to send my weight to its masters