It wouldn't suprise me if Trump's latest push to investigate Clinton's ties to Epstein are just to try and keep his mouth shut.
It'll probably work too because talking about the blow job is something Clinton can use to negotiate when the time comes. It's almost certainly Trump firing a message saying "I'll take you down with me"because let's face it as hilarious as all this is, Clinton is almost certainly guilty of all the same shit Trump is.
That being said, jokes are jokes. The issue is that the brain dead that can't actually tell reality from clear fiction seem to also be the ones running the country.
As crazy as it sounds. I could see Maxwell doing this. I mean, it was a club, right? One of them underground we do horrible things club. Usually, this requires you to do something off the walls to get into em.
I could see it going down like this
Maxwell: Donnie, if you want to fuck underage girls, you gotta blow my horse.
Donnie: B..b..b..but
Maxwell: Unless you don't want to...and we could expose you
Donnie: gak gak gak slurp, urk,gak, urk gak.
Maxwell' horse: Woah! Slowdown there eager beaver!
It's not the files that WILL be released I want to see. I want to see the files that will NEVER see the light of day that Russia and Israel may have on him. I don't know if they have any that would be able to blackmail. I just wonder what that might be, if it were TRUE.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 52 pts · 266d
Putin needs to release the pictures so we can know for sure who Bubba is.
zd9@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 265d
the sad thing is that even if he did release it, MAGA would have a very good reason to claim it was AI, because AI has gotten that good
glimse@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 266d
Source on the horse name?
I went looking and only found social media posts claiming it to be true
grue@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 266d
Why should we fact-check? They're the ones who could easily refute it by releasing the files.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 266d
I want Bill to come out and say it’s true with the pictures
He’s rich and almost dead, why should he care ? It’s really his one last chance for him to do something great for the county
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 266d
But what if it's actually the horse?
Edit: If Bill Clinton can come out and say that's true and produce pictures of Trump blowing a horse, even better, I guess
theneverfox@pawb.social · 2 pts · 266d
But what if it was both?
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 265d
Kushan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 266d
It wouldn't suprise me if Trump's latest push to investigate Clinton's ties to Epstein are just to try and keep his mouth shut.
It'll probably work too because talking about the blow job is something Clinton can use to negotiate when the time comes. It's almost certainly Trump firing a message saying "I'll take you down with me"because let's face it as hilarious as all this is, Clinton is almost certainly guilty of all the same shit Trump is.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 265d
Agreed, but if he brought down Trump I would be A-ok with him living in the same conditions Ghilaine Maxwell apparently has
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 266d
YES, let's MAKE weird shit up till they tell the truth.
Well, if they DID tell the truth, who would believe them NOW?
halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 266d
Misinformation is bad regardless.
That being said, jokes are jokes. The issue is that the brain dead that can't actually tell reality from clear fiction seem to also be the ones running the country.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 266d
Well that’s enough to convince me.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 266d
As crazy as it sounds. I could see Maxwell doing this. I mean, it was a club, right? One of them underground we do horrible things club. Usually, this requires you to do something off the walls to get into em.
I could see it going down like this Maxwell: Donnie, if you want to fuck underage girls, you gotta blow my horse.
Donnie: B..b..b..but
Maxwell: Unless you don't want to...and we could expose you
Donnie: gak gak gak slurp, urk,gak, urk gak.
Maxwell' horse: Woah! Slowdown there eager beaver!
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 266d
!fanfiction@lemmy.world
rigatti@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 266d
How old was the horse at the time?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 266d
*horrifying scandal count goes up by one*
zd9@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 265d
"Horses typically mature to adulthood around four to six years old."
So if the horse was less then 4 years old, it would be ephebozoophilia. Key sub-word in that word: BOZO
Hannibal@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 266d
It's not the files that WILL be released I want to see. I want to see the files that will NEVER see the light of day that Russia and Israel may have on him. I don't know if they have any that would be able to blackmail. I just wonder what that might be, if it were TRUE.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 266d
Well the FBI cleaned out his offices. So. WHERE IS IT.
motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 266d
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 266d
Who knew Fascist 47 was a budding horse girl. How droll.
pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 265d
It was both of them.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 266d