No more Monday blues for me

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16 Comments

reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 282d (2 replies)

Please hire me at this fabulous company

drolex@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 282d (1 reply)

We're lookin 4 ninja kneecappers with 5+ years experience

No, "ninja" is not some HR lingo, we expect u 2 come with ur own katana

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 281d

and if they're a really good ninja, you won't even know they're there. lol

In Russia, you abuse substances.

xTechDeath@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 281d (2 replies)

You gotta find a good job where you can still get high at work, then it’s not so bad

not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 281d (1 reply)

Office works great. As an accountant and wake and bake with mid job hits. It works great.

Same. I’m in sales, pretty much just get high and bullshit with people all day

Monday blues is just withdrawal symptoms from the weekend binge now.

Everyday is a new hangover.

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umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 281d

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this image goes hard

Pumafred9@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d (1 reply)

Is that a Lada 110?

looks like they borrowed the headlights from the Citroën Xantia when they designed it

I would just hang

Hola comrade.

*using