c/cartographyanarchy · by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 287dThem’s fighting words 224 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
pix_wbmr@feddit.org · 20 pts · 286d
Why is my country the only real european country on this map?
Is this made by an austrian? ^^
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 286d
The Austrian making this: hmm, better not make it too obvious.. I'll add a few other countries.
pix_wbmr@feddit.org · 2 pts · 286d
The Habsburgs love that haha
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 286d
Well, considering how the last two World Wars started, it seems like a wise move not to upset the Austrians too much.
pix_wbmr@feddit.org · 6 pts · 286d
AEIOU - Alles Erdreich Ist Oesterreich untertan
Translation: Everything on earth is owned by austria ;)
bort@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 286d
could have used Namibia for germany.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutschnamibier#%3A%7E%3Atext=Der+Begriff%2Cals+%E2%80%9EDeutschl%C3%A4nder%E2%80%9C.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 286d
Old Québécois made me chuckle.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 286d
Cameroonian also works
matelt@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 286d
Ah non non moi je parle le Burkinabè vous voyez
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d
Definitely the best one.
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 286d
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 286d
I very much like this image, this is an amazing way to piss off a lot of people, hahah!
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 284d
Esp us Americans. We want nothing to do with those monarchist sods. Make it Canadian or something.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 286d
Even managed to piss off us Catalans by colouring the Balearic Islands yellow.
Should have been grey.
groet@feddit.org · 5 pts · 285d
Yeah Mallorca speaks Austrian!
Jumi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 285d
It's Germany's 17. state after all
catarina@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 285d
Galician is there, that's all it matters 🩵
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 285d
same as Catalan.
hopefully we claw our independence from those mexican speaking cunts
Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 286d
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 286d
There needs to be like 20 more flags for all of Spain.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 286d
No. It's all Mexican in the end.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 286d
Except for the parts that are Chilean. Search your heart, you know it to be painful.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 286d
*silently seething and planning revenge poland invasion*
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 286d
Greece didn't do a very good job of colonizing.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 286d
Oh, they did, except it was all islands in the Mediterranean, plus the entire Turkish peninsula and even Egypt at some point.
So I guess you could perhaps call their language Ptolemaic, or Meso-Egyptian. Or better yet, New Macedonian.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 285d
Scotland also historically fucked up colonialism so badly they became one
robador51@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 286d
I think if you want to piss of the Dutch you'd need to put German instead of Surinaams. Might piss of the Germans at the same time!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 286d
I think we also shouldn’t forget about Scandinavia, but not sure what would trigger them most (probably just replacing each language with that of their most hated neighbor).
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 285d
What the fuck is that Irish map.
It's better than what we have now at least: