Hammers are very dangerous. Tens of thousands of hammer accidents happen a year in the US. Hammers can be used to dismantle and destroy things. They've even been used in the perpetration of crimes and murders. I could not on good conscience date someone who uses a hammer.
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winkly@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 275d
Stop ✋
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 40 pts · 275d
...Hammer Time! 🦀
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 26 pts · 275d
I prefer to date fellas who be swinging hammer. 😏
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 275d
As an American I can say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 17 pts · 275d
As an European I'll just refer to the statistics on hammer murders and the differences between hammer city, USA and Peaceburg, Anywhere Europe. Again.
db2@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 275d
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 19 pts · 275d
Date someone with a hammer and you might get nailed.
You want to date someone with an impact driver and you'll get screwed.
benignintervention@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
All I've got is this hammer drill
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 275d
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 275d
I won’t date anyone who uses dihydrogen monoxide on a regular basis
Barbarian@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 275d
I had some of that at an extremely early age. Addicted ever since. I still can't go a day without it without feeling terrible.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 275d
Love can wait. Safety first.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 275d
In the beginning, there was life and it was good. Then came the hammer and it's been shit ever since. Our best philosophers are deeply divided: those who think we never should have left the trees (return to monke) and those who think we never should have left the oceans. (return to crab)
db2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 275d
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 274d
A girl's gotta have standards
DFX4509B@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 275d
Well, that leaves anyone in a trade out of the dating pool then because most of them, eg. in the carpentry field, use hammers of some kind and in some way.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 275d
As a mechanic with about 10 hammers, guess I’m out.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 275d
I have ethical concerns about this.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 275d
Maybe we could hammer out an agreement.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d
Can confirm. I work on industrial equipment. Sometimes you just gotta hit it with a hammer.
blx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 275d
I can also confirm. I write software for a living. A hammer is a must-have.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 275d
Does that mean you won't see a doctor?
Famously they use those little rubber hammers on people's knees
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 3 pts · 275d
Doctors are trained in using them safely, and in a way that benefits the public. That could make a difference.
ch00f@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 275d
I’m curious on data regarding hammer related deaths. It’s really hard to kill yourself with a hammer.
zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 275d
I only use this kind of hammers.
bryndos@fedia.io · 5 pts · 275d
I knew a hammerhead shark once, it was actually very kind and considerate, even when hammering. I think humans will probably evolve into responsible hammer users in a few thousand generations or so. It's just a matter of practice.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 1 pts · 275d
Hammerhead sharks are unironically one of the coolest animals in existence
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 275d
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
If hammers were only useful for hurting people, yes, yes I would.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 275d
Gee I've never seen this argued before. By golly you've cracked the code. Checkmate!!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
Bang! Bang!
python@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d
As long as they aren't from Dnepropetrovsk I'm cool with it
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d
What is its MC Hammer?