POV: you're about to learn a fresh government conspiracy

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13 Comments

shai_hulud@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 283d

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 283d

Boomhauer: Dang ol’ lemme tell ya, man, talkin’ ‘bout them subways, dang ol’ whole thing just one big ol’ mess, I’ll tell ya what. You get down there, man, tryin’ to catch that dang ol’ train, an’ it’s like vroooom goin’ by when you need it, but soon as you late for work it just sittin’ there like it’s takin’ a dang nap, man.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 283d

R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick

village604@adultswim.fan · 8 pts · 283d

Dale would never get a tattoo. That's how they implant their tracking chips.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 283d (2 replies)

Pocket sand!

macarthur_park@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 283d

Sh-sh-sha!!

modus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d

If he doesn't have sand in his pockets, he's not dedicated enough.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 283d

POV: You’re about to buy the best alien urine this side of Roswell

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 282d

Wangooo!

grue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d (2 replies)

What subway is that? I assume he's going to some convention featuring cosplay, but it's not Dragon-Con/MARTA.

d00ery@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 283d (1 reply)

It's the UK, and likely to be above ground level as the train looks similar to ones near me.

grue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d

He's (likely to be) British? That makes me want to hear his Dale Gribble impression, LOL

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 283d

He looks like the guy from burn notice