You start a sentence and can't remember what it was about before you finish. You get up and forget why the second you're up. You can't remember what happened 10 seconds ago. Everything is bright interesting but you can't focus well enough to BE interested in anything.
It is unknown to me how much of the potato or how big the whole potato was. From what I was able to gather, the woman was very fat so maybe it was a large portion of a larger potato
In Germany there used to be these late-night radio shows where people talked about their kinks. One of the callers said that he would take old ground meat home from work, shape it into a woman in his bathtub, and then have sex with it.
The premise of the book, at least as best as I can recall, was that the author had interviewed an extensive list of people about normally private and/or embarrassing things, such as bodily functions. They would then reveal within the book some of the statistics and you, the reader, would compare yourself to them to determine how "normal" you were.
I don't remember too much from the book, but I remember in the intro the author said something like "it amazed me how many people wouldn't open up to their wives, but would throw the bathroom door open when I asked about how they peed." (This is heavily paraphrased because I only remember the gist.)
Presumably the phenomenon you referenced here in your last line is something similar.
He hosted radio talkshows since the mid 90s where people would call in and could talk about a lot of things, not seldom about strange behavior or their romantic misadventures.
dont make me listen to the poor guy again who inserted a rose into his penis as surprise for his girlfriend.
26 Comments
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 294d
Five days? Why? Two days and it stops having any real effects, other than to mute your brain.
falseWhite@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 294d
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 294d
Yeah, that’s not how E works. Of course the media just uncritically parroted cop lies though.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 294d
Day three of an e binge is WEIRD.
You start a sentence and can't remember what it was about before you finish. You get up and forget why the second you're up. You can't remember what happened 10 seconds ago. Everything is bright interesting but you can't focus well enough to BE interested in anything.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 293d
Sounds like severe ADD
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d
It's like add on steroids
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 12 pts · 294d
I think there might be other indicators.
and speaking of potatos.
I heard of a situation where some low-income ladies stuffed potatos in their vaginas to prevent pregnancy
One lady left it in there for too long and it grew into her ovaries and ended up killing her
that's the grossest story I know of
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 3 pts · 294d
Like, a whole potato? Stuffed up in there?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 294d
A whole potato? At this time of the month? In this part of your vagina? Localized entirely inside you?
Yes
Can I see it?
No
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 294d
It is unknown to me how much of the potato or how big the whole potato was. From what I was able to gather, the woman was very fat so maybe it was a large portion of a larger potato
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social · 11 pts · 294d
“Caught” is a very weird way to describe seeing someone do something entirely normal.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 5 pts · 294d
In Germany there used to be these late-night radio shows where people talked about their kinks. One of the callers said that he would take old ground meat home from work, shape it into a woman in his bathtub, and then have sex with it.
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social · 8 pts · 294d
There, see? That’s something you get caught doing.
Wild what people are willing to admit to, though… 0.0 hopefully joking
toynbee@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 294d
When I was a kid, I had a book called "Are You Normal?"
The premise of the book, at least as best as I can recall, was that the author had interviewed an extensive list of people about normally private and/or embarrassing things, such as bodily functions. They would then reveal within the book some of the statistics and you, the reader, would compare yourself to them to determine how "normal" you were.
I don't remember too much from the book, but I remember in the intro the author said something like "it amazed me how many people wouldn't open up to their wives, but would throw the bathroom door open when I asked about how they peed." (This is heavily paraphrased because I only remember the gist.)
Presumably the phenomenon you referenced here in your last line is something similar.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 294d
Well, it doesn’t matter if you’re judged by that random person with a typewriter you’ll never see again.
Being judged by the wife will ruin your life.
monk200@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 294d
That would be really fun to listen to on a road trip or camping trip with friends. Please tell me if you remember anything about what it was called
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 2 pts · 294d
sounds like a talkshow hosted by Jürgen Domian
https://youtu.be/BFPa0Vp2MYQ this is the story about the ground meat enthusiast.
He hosted radio talkshows since the mid 90s where people would call in and could talk about a lot of things, not seldom about strange behavior or their romantic misadventures.
dont make me listen to the poor guy again who inserted a rose into his penis as surprise for his girlfriend.
monk200@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 294d
Thank you!
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 294d
It's pretty tame for a man on an MDMA bender. (I realize it just says "ecstacy", so it could have been literally anything.)
Dude should try ether next
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d
I also kind of want to know why the fuck the police officers were in his bathroom in the first place.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 294d
I feel like mashed would make the most sense. The maintenance guy was probably pretty upset
Zorque@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 294d
Perhaps he was filling the tub so that he could mash them all at once.
gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d
Now I'm imagining a hot plate with a large pot, peeling them, boiling them, crazy! I have so many questions.
gigachad@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 294d
How many happy molecules does this man have so that he can be on a 5 day ecstasy trip
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 294d
Time to let something go.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 294d
if they arnt decomposing or rotting, it shouldnt be a problem. since they release a poisonous gas if potatos decompose in large number.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 294d
Normal day in Eastern Europe.