on ...thanks, I guess. · c/memes · 9 pts · 15hThat's not a house centipede. That's a Fuck You Centipede.
on Long Forgotten Crimes · c/politicalmemes · 3 pts · 2dEver had? Really? What exactly did he do that is so astounding?
on "Tomorrow's Past, Today's Decisions" - Out of the Box · c/comicstrips · -4 pts · 3dIs a wall of text with a couple doodles at the bottom really a comic?
on Amazon Kept Trying to Sell Me Used Pillowcases for a Discount · c/mildlyinfuriating · 4 pts · 3dI did.
on Amazon Kept Trying to Sell Me Used Pillowcases for a Discount · c/mildlyinfuriating · 2 pts · 4dI hate it. I try to buy local, I really do. But everybody is like "we don't have that, but we can order it for you!" Goddamit, I can order things myself.
on New insect genus and four species named for Taylor Swift and her albums · c/nottheonion · 5 pts · 4dDo they make shrill and unpleasant sounds?
on Crash at Crush · c/wikipedia · 1 pts · 4dThis happened in 1896. Wasn't much else to do besides train crashing and watching executions. But yeah, Katy do suck lol.
on Froze some banana slices for the first time, so they wouldn't go bad. Why are they so much better that way? · c/dull_mens_club · 22 pts · 4dThat is a LOT of bananas.
on White House removes ‘Build the Wall’ game from website after Tetris company posts copyright warning · c/games · 2 pts · 4dPussies.
on TiVo Plans to End Free Automatic Commercial Skipping in November, Tests Paid Premium Replacement Service · c/technology · 5 pts · 6dPeople are downvoting you, but I get it. My dad loved old time radio shows. And his favorite part was the old advertisements.
on Welcome to Heaven… Unless You’re a Cat Person · c/comicstrips · 10 pts · 7dMy cat is ridiculously comfortable, all the time, no matter what the situation is. I'm so jealous.
on Man stabs friend to death for eating more chicken pieces at a party in India · c/nottheonion · 2 pts · 8dThat'll show the fucker.
on I can't help myself, they're eggcellent. · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 8dSmoked paprika is the best! Do you use fresh or dried chives?
on What did you call me? · c/lemmyshitpost · 5 pts · 8dIt doesn't matter. You wouldn't be able to do it anyway.
on This isn't knife abuse, blame it on soft steel? · c/pocketknife · 7 pts · 9dYou cutting baling wire with that thing??
That's not a house centipede. That's a Fuck You Centipede.
Maybe you're a robot.
Ever had? Really? What exactly did he do that is so astounding?
Is a wall of text with a couple doodles at the bottom really a comic?
I did.
I hate it. I try to buy local, I really do. But everybody is like "we don't have that, but we can order it for you!"
Goddamit, I can order things myself.
Do they make shrill and unpleasant sounds?
This happened in 1896. Wasn't much else to do besides train crashing and watching executions.
But yeah, Katy do suck lol.
They sure knew how to put on a show back then.
That is a LOT of bananas.
Pussies.
People are downvoting you, but I get it. My dad loved old time radio shows. And his favorite part was the old advertisements.
My cat is ridiculously comfortable, all the time, no matter what the situation is.
I'm so jealous.
That'll show the fucker.
Smoked paprika is the best!
Do you use fresh or dried chives?
It doesn't matter. You wouldn't be able to do it anyway.
You cutting baling wire with that thing??
Not in _G_eneral, no.
How do you pronounce gibbet?
The cat will let you know, either way.