c/nottheonion · by time2lose@lemmy.world · 1dMan stabs friend to death for eating more chicken pieces at a party in India https://www.gulftoday.ae/news/2026/09/02/man-stabs-friend-to-death-for-eating-more-chicken-pieces-at-a-party-india139 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1d
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 1d
I hate this stereotype. I'm literally drinking a cup of tea.. bloody hell.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1d
"Friends" dont stab each other to death.
Davel23@fedia.io · 26 pts · 1d
Yeah? Well I say friends don't eat too much chicken at a party!
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1d
Well, would you look at mr "I can afford all the chicken in the word in this economy" over here, looking for some stabby action
BromSwolligans@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1d
Something tells me there was more going on here than chicken pieces
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d
The whole thing was a big naan issue.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1d
That's not a very rice pun
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
Also gulab jamun?
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1d
The moral of the story is: eat your fair share of chicken.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1d
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
But whose chicken pieces were spicier?
kudra@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
this was the comment I came here for
eurodyne@piefed.world · 6 pts · 1d
Fucking finally
Murse@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1d
Was it tandoori chicken? Cuz if someone ate into my share of tandoori chicken... like, I don't condone it, but... I get it.
kikutwo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
How can he stab!
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1d
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 2 pts · 1d
That'll show the fucker.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1d
Honestly, deserved. /s
It doesn’t say if the other guy survived or not, but since a murder case was opened, I’m gonna say probably not, tho it could just be attempted murder.
PoastRotato@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1d
grranibal@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 1d
Hmmmm… ig it’s going to stay a mystery /s
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
Reading comprehension sometimes man.
aramis87@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1d
Not just the title, but also
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
Oh damn.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1d
"Man stabbed to death, survived the ordeal" would be a wacky title
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Yeah see I kept looking over the article for his fate, but completely missed it in the title