YSK: shampoo is not, in fact, "fake poo."

Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.

It won't clean your hair.

(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)

(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)

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18 Comments

DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 269d

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 7 pts · 269d (1 reply)

I wish to subscribe to more sham facts

Delphia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 269d

The 2020 election was rigged.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d

A

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 269d (4 replies)

Read instructions and washed hair with poo 10/10 would not recommend

Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 269d (2 replies)

It’s lather, rinse, repeat.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 269d (1 reply)

When do I stop? I am in a never ending loop of lathering my hair with shit and rinsing it off.

I may have pink eye meow, plz send help!

Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 269d

*Brown eye

INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 269d

Hey man at least you aren't washing your poo with hair. It does a good job getting out the corn, but I just don't know if it's worth it.

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 269d

I followed the instructions... I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat, so I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat so I lathered and then rinsed and it said repeat...

I haven't left the shower is 35 years....

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 268d

The barman put a shamrock in my pint of Guinness.

It broke my teeth. Turns out it was a real rock.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 269d

If you have to ask and question about this ....

.... then we also have to remind you not to remove your teeth to turn them into paste

Haaveilija@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 261d

If shampoo is not fake poo, does that mean it is then real poo?

wewbull@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 268d (1 reply)

How is this not in /c/showerthoughts@sh.itjust.works ?

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 268d

It could be both.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 269d

Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.

Conditioner is better! It goes on after and makes rhe hair silky and smooth!

Shut up, swan!

radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 269d

Billy and Mandy moment

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 269d

Okay Hawkeye