Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.
It won't clean your hair.
(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)
(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)
Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.
It won't clean your hair.
(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)
(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)
18 Comments
DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 269d
Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 7 pts · 269d
I wish to subscribe to more sham facts
Delphia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 269d
The 2020 election was rigged.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d
A
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 269d
Read instructions and washed hair with poo 10/10 would not recommend
Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 269d
It’s lather, rinse, repeat.
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 269d
When do I stop? I am in a never ending loop of lathering my hair with shit and rinsing it off.
I may have pink eye meow, plz send help!
Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 269d
*Brown eye
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 269d
Hey man at least you aren't washing your poo with hair. It does a good job getting out the corn, but I just don't know if it's worth it.
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 269d
I followed the instructions... I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat, so I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat so I lathered and then rinsed and it said repeat...
I haven't left the shower is 35 years....
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 268d
The barman put a shamrock in my pint of Guinness.
It broke my teeth. Turns out it was a real rock.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 269d
If you have to ask and question about this ....
.... then we also have to remind you not to remove your teeth to turn them into paste
Haaveilija@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 261d
If shampoo is not fake poo, does that mean it is then real poo?
wewbull@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 268d
How is this not in /c/showerthoughts@sh.itjust.works ?
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 268d
It could be both.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 269d
Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.
Conditioner is better! It goes on after and makes rhe hair silky and smooth!
Shut up, swan!
radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 269d
Billy and Mandy moment
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 269d
Okay Hawkeye