c/cat · by YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 270dFurryosa says "You are **NOT** washing your hands today bitch." Why does hers gotta bully me like this‽ 276 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 270d
To anyone worried, I went to the kitchen and used Ajax.
Mesophar@pawb.social · 4 pts · 269d
That is the correct response
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 270d
Just grab the ENTIRE cat and give relentless affection ☺️
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 270d
Just let her clean you with her scratchy tongue. 👅
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 270d
Furryosa may say “no”, but the intrusive thoughts say “yes”
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 270d
She has taught me that, if I value having my blood inside me, to not let the intrusive thoughts win.
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 270d
I can't tell from the photo but if your sink turns on by lifting the handle, use a broom and then RUN!
Can be done if they twist open but is harder...
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 270d
Experience tells me there's a 50/50 chance the cat just... sits there, getting soggy.
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 270d
That's when you make really cold or really hot..
limelight79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 269d
We have one that loves water. He's gotten into running showers several times.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 270d
Other 50% and she teleports like an enderman
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 270d
Dangereous spot to be calling me a bitch but alas, I am still powerless.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 270d
I am so sorry! Please don't bleed me all slow like!
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d
She's still the cutest Kitty
Jimbo@pawb.social · 6 pts · 270d
This is when you give pets instead
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 270d
Not with poopy hands! She stains easily.
elephantium@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 270d
We love Furryosa! So smug ❤️
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 270d
And she loves you,
klemptor@startrek.website · 5 pts · 269d
She's getting so big! 🤍
hroderic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d
It feels like only a few days ago that we saw her first pics!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 269d
It feels like just yesterday I asked you fuckers to help me name her. Thank you (collectively) so much. Y'all (you especially) cool af!