Dracula's Racist Nephew moved his family from Arlington to a military base because he was terrified of sidewalk chalk.

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Fact: Stephen Miller hates Jews almost as much as Clarence Thomas hates black people.

CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 292d

I mean he was BFFs with Richard Spencer

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Those eyes are fascinating. What in the world generates little munchkins of hate like that.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 292d

probably dry anal from a trusted father figure.

snooggums@piefed.world · 12 pts · 292d

Most likely hate.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 25 pts · 292d (3 replies)

Also apparently because he didn't like to clean up after himself.

racist Trump advisor Stephen Miller in high school screaming that he’s “sick and tired of

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 292d (2 replies)

That little clip wasn't nearly as bad as I expected it to go.

I mean still pretty shitty, but the bar has been set so high that it doesnt even raise an eyebrow

tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 292d (1 reply)

high

Low, the bar has been set low

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 292d

Either way its impressively so

abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 292d

Conservatives: Anyone who isn't us are Snowflakes.

Also Conservatives: Sidewalk chalk scary.

cdnwaffleiron@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 292d
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Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 292d

Honestly, I could take this as a fact from his autobiography that he would explicitly confirm when asked about it.

We each have our sad little life story.

Garbagio@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 292d (2 replies)
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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 291d

Dunno, but it stikes me as a brilliant source for banter (I work in IT, there's lots of weak arms and banter to try it on)

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 291d

Why do you need a source. They're just shitting on him for being a terrible person who would murder women if he wasn't so weak.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

Also, no prostitute would take his money.

DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 261d

He was probably so bad at it, the proustite tried to comfort him after he gave up.