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56 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 269d (3 replies)

drinking porn and watching Pepsi

Whoa. Neat.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 269d (2 replies)

At the same time!

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 269d (1 reply)

An average day for me!

xkbx@startrek.website · 6 pts · 269d

Porpsi

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 14 pts · 269d

Relatable.

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 269d (2 replies)

You cant trick me, Mobilek is a phone in disguise and phone bad. Go read a book!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 269d

Your loss.

sam@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 226d

Book good.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 269d (4 replies)
ozzelot@mstdn.social · 6 pts · 269d (2 replies)

@pmjv
Speak not of the mobilek... or mobilek will speak of you

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Sometimes when I fall asleep, I let Mobilek whisper sweet lies into my ear.

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 269d

Hot!

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 269d

... ohh, it took me a while but the alternative would have been "mobile-k" ...

Also found these ... prob to add the allotted data for the Mobilek to talk to his sky buddy Satilek.

mononoke@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating content

Sent from my Mobilek

eleijeep@piefed.social · 9 pts · 269d (2 replies)

I already have a PalmPilot, why would I need this?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Are you good friends with your PalmPilot?

i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 226d

Let's just say we are making our own porn.

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Thank you for making JEFF K. :( content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 269d

My pleasure :(

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 269d (2 replies)

I need to take by mobilek to the penguin shop in the city.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 269d (1 reply)

To get a vintage Mobilek case?

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 269d

Exactly!
And install a few things.

Secret, illegal thighs the megamatacorps don't want you to have.

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating pornographic content

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 268d

No problem!

angel@triptico.com · 6 pts · 269d (2 replies)

I love the MOBILEK word

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 268d (1 reply)

It was actually a contender for Oxford's Word of The Year!

angel@triptico.com · 2 pts · 268d

Winner should have been

Cybersec@piefed.social · 6 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Mmmm great content - ironically also viewed on my own mobilek.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 268d

It's not irony, it's the way of friendship! Thanks for engaging with my content!

radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating Pepsi ™ content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 268d

Always happy to!

mcz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 268d (2 replies)

Thank you for creating honest review content! Sip pepsi!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 268d (1 reply)

Heck yeah!

mcz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 268d

I want it! 🤤

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 268d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating friendship content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 268d

My pleasure, friend!

light@noc.social · 4 pts · 269d (11 replies)

@pmjv @m0xEE You can do those things on a traditional computer as well.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 269d (9 replies)

You can't put a traditional computer in a pocket...

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 269d (5 replies)

You lack imagination on various pocket sizes!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 269d (4 replies)

Of all the 13 standard pocket sizes, I can imagine most, and none of them would fit a traditional computer :(

HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Wouldn't somerhing like the Asus Eee-701 fit in a large povket?

mcz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 268d

Yes but eee wouldn't really communicate with satelites without additional hardware

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 3 pts · 268d (1 reply)

Wtf you can imagine almost all 13? How?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 268d

I have a graphic memory!

mesamunefire@piefed.social · 7 pts · 269d

Not with that attitude!

light@noc.social · 5 pts · 269d (1 reply)

@pmjv And that's what makes smartphones so evil and cringe and horrible?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 269d

I don't think they are either. I love my Mobilek.

m0xEE@nosh0b10.m0xee.net · 6 pts · 269d

@light@noc.social @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org

traditional

The one that goes to church on Sundays? 🤔

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 269d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating telecommunications content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 268d

Sure thing!

npe@leminal.space · 4 pts · 266d (1 reply)

kafka content? on my funhole?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 207d

Yeah!

gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz · 3 pts · 207d (1 reply)

The pornography feature got me hooked, but idk .. say, is it lunduke free?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 206d

What you watch on your mobilek is between you, it, and 42 thousand advertising partners!

gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz · 2 pts · 207d

Also, the smiley face on the satellite killed me !!

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