Stupid recipe

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iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 184 pts · 280d (13 replies)

For anyone unaware, applesauce is actually a common oil substitution in baking. This isn't as crazy as it may seem.

That said, there's still the issue with the use of "exactly", however if I remember correctly (and take this with a grain of salt) from my Reddit days, this was an old post and it turned out that the original recipe maker actually suggested the applesauce substitute in the first place.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 280d (5 replies)

It's also a common egg substitute used in vegan cooking or for people with allergies. Wild, isn't it?

billwashere@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 280d (2 replies)

Egg is a much harder thing to replace. My son is vegan so my wife is often baking things that are vegan. Chia egg or aquafaba are usually pretty good. She makes a vegan muffin that I honestly prefer to “normal” muffins. Although I’m not 100% sure what she puts in them, I’d bet its applesauce.

Whatever you do, don’t ever have vegan “cheesecake”…. run away… quickly

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 3 pts · 280d

I would love to hear about your experience with vegan cheesecake, it sounds like an amazing tale

toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 278d

lies, vegan cheesecake is fire

thesystemisdown@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Pumpkin puree works pretty well too if your recipe can handle a little squashiness.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 279d

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 280d (2 replies)

Can anyone elucidate me? What’s the purpose of apple sauce/oil in cake? Moisture retention? Texture? Adherence? Taste?

BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 280d (1 reply)

It serves the same purpose as butter, it's just more common to use butter in baking, don't use oil with a taste (olive oil is to be avoided for example) it will ruin the taste of the cake

truite@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 279d

There are really good cakes with olive oil, you just can't use it randomly.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 280d (1 reply)

What he failed to mention is that he used Gerber apple sauce.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 280d

and instead of 1 tbsp .... they used 1 cup

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 279d (1 reply)

I didn't have salt so I substituted garlic.

NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 279d

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rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 91 pts · 280d (8 replies)

I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 280d (3 replies)

Add some sugar free gummy bears and let it all go.

db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 280d (2 replies)

Wash it down with some Tuscan Whole Milk.

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 280d (1 reply)

You need to follow it up with an applesauce enema to replace the electrolytes.

Triumph@fedia.io · 7 pts · 280d

I did a bump of applesauce, and now I have a sinus infection.

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 3 pts · 280d (1 reply)

You'll get pancreas issues first. Exactly what Steve Jobs died from

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 280d

Jobs was dumber. He started his fruitarian nonsense in response to his extremely treatable pancreatic cancer.

BurntWits@sh.itjust.works · 89 pts · 280d (4 replies)

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fbr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 50 pts · 280d

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danekrae@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 280d

"I followed the instructions exactly except that I took one left turn instead of a right turn. I don't know why I didn't arrive at the correct destination as I followed the route exactly."

HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 280d (1 reply)

This is like my wife, but with ordering food. Buys a specialty sandwich but removes everything that makes it what it is. Then has the audacity to say it wasnt very good...

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 280d

"I'll have a Krabby Patty with no Bottom Bun, Patty, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Cheese, Tomato, Onion, or Top Bun" and then wonder why I got a pickle salad.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 30 pts · 280d (3 replies)

It is a well-known substitution but you can't say you followed the recipe exactly after doing that.

nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 280d (2 replies)

I was making salt dough for my kids school project, and i was wondering why it had the consistency of icing.

I realized i grabbed the powdered sugar container instead of flower flour.

FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Did you need flower or flour?

nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 280d

Woops lol

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 280d (2 replies)

Replaced chocolate with dog shit, don't know why it tastes so bad

Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 280d (1 reply)

Skill issue

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 279d

Skissue

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 280d

ooo i love this stuff

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 280d

Reminds me of the two times I screwed up some cornbread by mismeasuring the milk. Twice

Bloodyhog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 279d

Well, he says it himself: he did not turn out well. Should do better in next life!

maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 280d (2 replies)

I accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour. The cookies were terrible

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 6 pts · 280d

Applesauce is a pretty standard substitute for oils when baking. My mom eould always use it when making brownies.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 279d

Iusedcocaineinsteadofflourandthecookiesarefuckinggreat

ConstantPain@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 279d (1 reply)

I was making some ice, but substituted the water for baby oil. Now the ice feels liquid and squishy. Don't know what I did wrong. Followed the recipe precisely!

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 279d

Hi Diddy.