c/lemmyshitpost · by LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 261dCorn me up, snake šš½ 226 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 261d
You would fit in so many of my orifices.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 261d
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d
Marry me!
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d
I don't love you. Whoopsies!
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 261d
tetris11@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 261d
They're lying, there's no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That's already half.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 260d
My dick hole is extremely dilated.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 260d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d
Premium speech only
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 261d
Instructions unclear. Snake is now up me cornhole. Please advise.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 261d
AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 261d
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 261d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbw8UMcqUJ4
python@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 260d
Just because I know there are people who think this meme is just a random combination due to corn being popular at the time: Corn Snakes actually exist! They're one of the most popular species of pet snake!
Here is an image of a Corn Snake:
But they come in many very beautiful colors, so here's also a link to Cornsnake listings on Morphmarket.
im_alexis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 260d
Hmmmm
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 261d
Corn me Bitch
tetris11@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 261d
Corn me up, mom (dammit!)
*dies of embarassment*
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 261d
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 261d
Corn me up, snake
gegil@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 261d
Corn is so awesome! I love corn. So please, corn me up, snake of great corn. šš½
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d
Corn me up, Snakey
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d
Corn me up, snake!
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 260d
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 261d
Corn me up, snake !
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d
bake him away toyscorn me up, snake.
Cooper8@feddit.online · 3 pts · 260d
corn me up snake, I'm passing through your bountious fields shortly
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 259d
Corn me up, snake
knobpolisher@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 259d
Corn me up, snake
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 261d
GTFO, snake!
Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 261d
Corn me up, snake
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d
Iām good, thanks
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 258d
Corn me up, snake
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 261d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 260d
Corn me up, snake
Potential_Pinata@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 261d
Corny snake !
delightedw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 260d
Corn me up