Dinner with Grandma every night

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22 Comments

agarorn@feddit.de · 75 pts · 2y (4 replies)
tmRgwnM9b87eJUPq@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Awww to bad it’s fake! I knew it was too good to be true

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i mean theres no way.. just curious did you believe this for a bit, kind of suspend disbelief hoping it was true or know it wasnt true but just needed it to be confirmed?

PierrAlex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

How could they get rid of the rest?

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

There doesn't need to be a snopes to understand this is clearly 100% fake... But I guess it doesn't hurt haha.

DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 2y (11 replies)

I was going to be creamated but I think me in resin, in a battle crouch, brandishing a sword, nude, is the way to go.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (5 replies)

If I had that I would invite all the religious door to door dipshits to come in for a coffee

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

this might be the only way to keep them from coming back.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Answering the door naked holding Aragorn's Sword works

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

not... unless they cosplay as elves.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your flogic intrigues me.... Go on :)

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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a4ng3l@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Try to die at your best then because the idea of my grampa posing like that isn’t exactly alfa manhood material...

DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

oh no, Its gonna be old and gross

a4ng3l@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

you'll still decompose and turn all sorts of freaking nasty.

BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

See I want it the other way around, cremated, placed in a resin Keychain, then given out to my friends and family.

spader312@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Wouldn't all the bacteria inside you like your microbiome eventually decay your entire body?

Maiznieks@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I believe the hotdog is still fine?

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

Last time I checked, which is quite a few months ago, though it was still somewhat okay except it had started to expand, the resin had visible bulges on the long sides

Beelzebob@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Last I checked. It's been a bit.

imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Unless you eat those daily, you'd probably need to be injected with those same wonderful types of preservatives first.

Francis_Fujiwara@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Fake asf