Do people actually struggle to put on a fitted sheet? Find one of the seams on the underside. Hold that, find two more. Determine the long side. Line up the seams to the corners of the mattress. Sheet goes right on.
If your headboard is big/fluffy enough so that it contacts the mattress it's guaranteed to be a pain in the ass imo. Also a pain if you have a mattress protector or some other layer of different texture.
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cRazi_man@europe.pub · 72 pts · 291d
"Oh god, oh fuck" - clearly someone struggling to put on a fitted sheet
Klear@quokk.au · 56 pts · 291d
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 290d
We can't have an unlabeled venn diagram, come on, what's on the other side?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 290d
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d
This whole thread was great, but this, this got me.
Klear@quokk.au · 7 pts · 290d
The void, where nobody says that.
djmikeale@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 290d
Stepsister getting stuck in washing machine
zephiriz@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 291d
Anyone know where this is from, for um research reason? Got to make sure they are doing it right. Wouldn't want them to pull a muscle.
MeisterLemmpe@lemmynsfw.com · 19 pts · 291d
Easy
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 290d
It’s easier when you aren’t getting dicked or licked while doing it. Not as much fun, but easier.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 291d
Weird, no ai model recognized this, they pirated petabytes of porn for what, then?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 291d
Clearly an appropriated 'wrong hole' meme...
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d
i think it's Japanese porn
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 291d
Is this the same lady that gets stuck in the washing machine?
JoShmoe@ani.social · 2 pts · 291d
No she’s some other girl that likes to eat other people’s popcorn.
MattW03@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 291d
Keep pushing ✊️
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 291d
I guess get off the damn bed is not a considered option?
Skyline969@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 291d
Do people actually struggle to put on a fitted sheet? Find one of the seams on the underside. Hold that, find two more. Determine the long side. Line up the seams to the corners of the mattress. Sheet goes right on.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 291d
They use the wrong size for the mattress
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 291d
Buy deeper sheets, give yourself some extra fabric to work with
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 291d
nah, happens even if your sheets are custom made
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 291d
If your headboard is big/fluffy enough so that it contacts the mattress it's guaranteed to be a pain in the ass imo. Also a pain if you have a mattress protector or some other layer of different texture.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 290d
Bend the mattress up, hook it on, do the same on the other side and then kinda tuck it all back down to stop it pulling up again.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 290d
Yeah but tucking it all back down means it's not gonna be perfect and that annoys me greatly
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 289d
It's more holding the sheet in place while you tuck in the mattress than anything. Perfection should be preserved.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 290d
Fitted sheets are an abomination. They don't fit and they don't even fold nicely.
Just buy a massive flat sheet and tuck that shit under. Egyptian cotton preferably.
shneancy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 290d
but then when i spin in bed like a rotisserie chicken it all comes off :(
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 290d
Ah yes, it's becoming clear to me that fitted sheets were designed for sexually active people & active sleepers.
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 291d
Lmao who washes their sheets
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 290d
I experienced that fitted sheet torment yesterday. Would've rather been getting railed.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 290d
The amount of horny because of some pixels and a joke is too much
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 291d
Then you refuse to fully lay down to sleep because the slightest wrong movement will ruin the sheet forcing you to do this again in the morning.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 290d
You've got to really manhandle that last mattress corner. Really rough it up and bend it into shape.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 290d
If only you had this much energy while posting on Lemmy NSFW