"I know you can't see it from ground level, but trust me, in 400 years, people will be able to fly machines over the top of this and they'll look down from the air and see it looks like a knob and it'll be hilarious"
You invade us, put our heads on spikes, and start drawing dicks on the walls. Then you get onto the roof, and hear a joke about how 'the soldiers defending this place were all nervous about sounding' and you fucking kill yourself because you will never find anything so funny ever again.
My cousin comes in, disposes of your corpse and mine, and goes to sleep in the barracks.
36 Comments
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 297d
Oh it was erected alright.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 62 pts · 297d
Johnson! That castle has a
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 297d
Wang! Are you paying attention?
HotDog7@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 297d
It has a long smooth shaft complete with
muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 297d
2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 296d
Sausage! Get your hot sausage! Hey, that thing in the sky looks like a huge…
cjoll4@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
Pecker! Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks more like...
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 296d
Penis.
Oka@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 297d
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 297d
This post went too far.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 297d
What could they have possibly said in a series of dick jokes?
regedit@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 296d
Something about Dick Cheyenne dying, is my bet!
Oka@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 296d
Ill be honest I fucked up the quote train so I deleted it out of shame. It's funnier this way now.
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 294d
You disgust me. I saw what you did.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 297d
Sorry sir, just that castle looks exactly like a
ObscureOtter@piefed.ca · 17 pts · 297d
Pecker! Yep, a Pileated Woodpecker! Hey that fort looks like a huge...
notsure@fedia.io · 7 pts · 297d
The tent is pitched, But that seems to be a giant...
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 296d
Woody! Woody Harrelson! Can I have your autograph?
nuko147@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 296d
Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 33 pts · 297d
That's well more than 4 hours, should see a doctor for that priapism.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 297d
A classic cock and balley construction
cyrano@piefed.social · 20 pts · 296d
Glad Wikipedia noticed too
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 296d
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 297d
So RCE was right. That is the strongest shape..
regedit@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 296d
RCE = Real Civil Engineer on YT.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 296d
Architect:
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 296d
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 18 pts · 297d
r/theyknew
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 296d
You invade us, put our heads on spikes, and start drawing dicks on the walls. Then you get onto the roof, and hear a joke about how 'the soldiers defending this place were all nervous about sounding' and you fucking kill yourself because you will never find anything so funny ever again.
My cousin comes in, disposes of your corpse and mine, and goes to sleep in the barracks.
CameronDev@programming.dev · 17 pts · 297d
Its not small, its a grower!
ceenote@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 297d
It's bigger than my fort, tbh.
Realspecialguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 296d
That fort looks powerful
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 296d
Rock hard
notsure@fedia.io · 6 pts · 297d
...haha, penis, haha...i'm actually laughing at this 14 minutes later...
TwigletSparkle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 296d
https://youtu.be/Ju1UwmgkKgI
tio_bira@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d
This have so many layers...