Never count your chickens before they hatch

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red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 253d (23 replies)

I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.

papalonian@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7

Really horny and really gay: Stamets

I don't think there's anyone else here

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 253d

I'm bi, do I straddle them both?

phony@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d (5 replies)

better than grimreaper

papalonian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 252d

Haven't seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.

Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d (2 replies)

I blocked that one. That means I'll live forever right?

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 253d (1 reply)

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d

Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Griffus@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 253d

Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -8 pts · 253d (14 replies)

You have low standards if you consider this a joke.

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 32 pts · 253d (11 replies)

People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn't throw stones about standards.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -2 pts · 253d (10 replies)

Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.

faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 253d (2 replies)

Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -2 pts · 253d (1 reply)

Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting

Aneurysm posting even.

SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · 4 pts · 253d

“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”

victorz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d

Of course it's old to you if you've seen it before. I hadn't heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 4 pts · 253d (4 replies)

You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 253d (3 replies)

Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 4 pts · 253d (2 replies)

I'm not your bud, amigo.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 253d

I’m not your amigo, friend.

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 253d

I'd wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 253d (1 reply)

I didn't say I found it funny. But it's clearly intended as a joke.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 253d

There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.

stephan262@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 253d (1 reply)

But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.

victorz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d

That would really top off the joke.

qarbone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 253d

Unless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.

Griffus@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 253d (2 replies)

Started reading "Young lad" in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d

Started reading “Young lad” in the melody.

House of fun?

Griffus@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 253d
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