c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 253dNever count your chickens before they hatch 198 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 253d
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 253d
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don't think there's anyone else here
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 253d
I'm bi, do I straddle them both?
phony@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
better than grimreaper
papalonian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 252d
Haven't seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d
I blocked that one. That means I'll live forever right?
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 253d
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d
Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Griffus@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 253d
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -8 pts · 253d
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 32 pts · 253d
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn't throw stones about standards.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -2 pts · 253d
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 253d
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -2 pts · 253d
Aneurysm posting even.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · 4 pts · 253d
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”victorz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 253d
Of course it's old to you if you've seen it before. I hadn't heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 4 pts · 253d
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 253d
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 4 pts · 253d
I'm not your bud, amigo.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 253d
I’m not your amigo, friend.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 253d
I'd wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 253d
I didn't say I found it funny. But it's clearly intended as a joke.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 253d
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
stephan262@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 253d
But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.
victorz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 253d
That would really top off the joke.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 253d
Unless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.
Griffus@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 253d
Started reading "Young lad" in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d
House of fun?
Griffus@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 253d