c/lemmyshitpost · by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 269dWanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? 345 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
someguy3@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 269d
Wanna see me play Beethoven while closing my eyelids?
Wanna learn the strings just like I did?
Try classics and see how enjoyable your life is?
tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 268d
But hark!
I need to get my hearing straight
I need to figure out which Sonata I
want as my serenade
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 269d
"Of course they're going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don't they?"
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 269d
Hate being that guy, but it's "Hi, kids" not "Hey, kids". It's actually integral to the rhyme.
dumbass@piefed.social · 7 pts · 269d
tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 268d
Hey kids,
You like Beyblade?
Wanna see me stick my
Feynmann chart in your lemonade?
someguy3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 269d
Fiddler's back. Back again.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 268d
Will that damn fiddler on my roof
please shut up
please shut up
Im tryna sleep here
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 269d
Is that Eminem?
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d
The famous violinist. Yes.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 269d
Exactly what I thought too!
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 268d
Crostro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 269d
Do you want to watch me play Rachmaninoff on a Stradivarius?
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · 3 pts · 269d
9 inch snails
Angelevo@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 269d
Nobody should like violence. Unfortunately, this world still requires some every now and then. :(
dumbass@piefed.social · 3 pts · 269d
What about violins?
Angelevo@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 268d
Everyone loves those!
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 269d
Yes, I do like Primus.