Right!? Are we just not allowed to reference certain body parts anymore? How are the Republicans at their next convention going to explain where they want the twink they hit up on Grindr where they want dat dick?
I don't understand why you people censor yourself? Half the time the platform doesn't even care. Also it isn't like censorship in those cases makes any sense. Everybody knows what is meant and it just annoys people. Also censorship is usually sth. Bad there are very very few cases where it is justified.
I never said I do it I’m just not that fucking arsed if people choose to do it. At the end of the day you can write however you want. It annoys only people with a chip on their shoulder about it.
This place is depressing as hell with all the negativity, and I say that as a cynic.
in the standard galactic alphabet (a.k.a minecraft enchantment table language) "::" is the letter "r"
so you could say this says "ars", which kind of makes it come full circle.
all puns intended.
Talk to a jeweler in advance, then bring the significant other in to do some casual jewelry window shopping.
Jewelers get this request often, and most love to be in on a mini-heist.
Your jeweler can discreetly steer the interaction to get their ring size and either announce it in front of you, or just jot it down for you to pick up later.
Even if you get caught, it's just flattering to your significant other that you went to the trouble.
Is proposing when you don't even know what ring size your partner wears really the wisest idea? This is how those videos of a big public proposal where the proposee says no start.
I didn't know my fiance's ring size, surprise surprise she didn't know either, I got her friend to check it during the friends hens party. But overall if you're not oblivious, you should know if your other half wants the proposal.
I did have a friend who was proposed to with a placeholder ring. I think the jeweler sold the fiancé a ring and said he could come back/return it and have her pick out one she wants. That said, she preferred a diamond as opposed to an alternative so it was easier finding a jeweler that was accommodating.
Some people enjoy the surprise of when a proposal happens (as long as both parties are previously aligned on getting married).
Everyone’s got their preferences! Some people want the ring as a surprise and some would rather pick it out together, etc. And some are like my other friend, who wanted no proposal, picked out the ring herself, had her fiancé buy it, and called it a day!
Couldn't agree more. By the time you're ready to propose, not only should you already know their ring size, your SO should also be aware of your plans well in advance.
Springing a proposal on someone without discussing it with them beforehand is beyond fucked up.
I proposed on stage in front of 15,000 people which was fun but Jesus yeah I knew how that question would go because it was a hypothetical, complete with "I wonder why he's got a ring sizing kit" in the weeks leading up. It being public was a genuine surprise to him, he thought he was on stage for a different reason.
People afterwards thought I was being totally spontaneous with it. Oh god no. What if he'd said no? Yikes.
62 Comments
krashmo@lemmy.world · 158 pts · 262d
Stop spreading this censorship cancer
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 73 pts · 262d
Start spreading buttcheeks
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 262d
SPREAD CHEEKS NOT CENSORSHIP
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 261d
Instructions unclear, potato stuck in anus
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 261d
Now you know if her ring is as big as a potato!
Or you just got engaged to a potato. Depending on which instructions you attempted to follow.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 261d
I, for one, welcome my new potato wife.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 262d
Here's the original. It's so old and popular that it's the first hit in a reverse image search 🤷♂️
Cheesus@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 262d
Anus isn't even a bad word, this is getting out of control.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 262d
Definitely. Did we miss the Mormon take over or something i didn’t see it in the news
Cheesus@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 262d
Right!? Are we just not allowed to reference certain body parts anymore? How are the Republicans at their next convention going to explain where they want the twink they hit up on Grindr where they want dat dick?
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 261d
Tbf, you just described the past 10 months
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 261d
Ah so it was actually the evangelicals
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 262d
Normalise down voting posts with this bullshit censorship.
krashmo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 262d
I do. I like to let people know why though. Seems fair to me.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · -7 pts · 262d
I’m normalising downvoting people complaining about something so insignificant. It’s so boring to see it all the time.
Johanno@feddit.org · 8 pts · 261d
INSIGNIFICANT?!
I don't understand why you people censor yourself? Half the time the platform doesn't even care. Also it isn't like censorship in those cases makes any sense. Everybody knows what is meant and it just annoys people. Also censorship is usually sth. Bad there are very very few cases where it is justified.
zanyllama52@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 261d
Watchu mean you people
Johanno@feddit.org · 1 pts · 260d
Mostly Americans since they seem to be the most ones who self censor.
But more specially people who censor shit like fuck, ass and so on
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · -3 pts · 261d
I never said I do it I’m just not that fucking arsed if people choose to do it. At the end of the day you can write however you want. It annoys only people with a chip on their shoulder about it.
This place is depressing as hell with all the negativity, and I say that as a cynic.
zanyllama52@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 261d
I downvote any self censorship nonsense I encounter
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 79 pts · 262d
Jesus_666@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 262d
A shorthand for 000a:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:0000:000s. It's part of the alphabet v6 spec.
coolman@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 262d
I love that this is an accurate expansion of a::s if s was in hex
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 261d
It's in base 36.
pineapplelover@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 262d
They censored anus
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 262d
pineapplelover@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 262d
No cursing on my fucking social media algorithm
Trail@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 262d
Member field s of the lowercase class a.
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 262d
in the standard galactic alphabet (a.k.a minecraft enchantment table language) "::" is the letter "r" so you could say this says "ars", which kind of makes it come full circle. all puns intended.
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 262d
Actual tip that was passed to me:
Talk to a jeweler in advance, then bring the significant other in to do some casual jewelry window shopping.
Jewelers get this request often, and most love to be in on a mini-heist.
Your jeweler can discreetly steer the interaction to get their ring size and either announce it in front of you, or just jot it down for you to pick up later.
Even if you get caught, it's just flattering to your significant other that you went to the trouble.
socsa@piefed.social · 7 pts · 261d
Most jewelers will also happily sell you a ring with a free resize service.
abfarid@startrek.website · 18 pts · 262d
Anybody uses their ring finger for fingering? Asking for OP.
200ok@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 261d
If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we'll know what their kink is
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 261d
I think they're called anal beads.
sure fun for your wedding night.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 262d
The ring fingers a whore, it's only useful for fingering if its a threesome with the other fingers.
Better solution, suck on her finger and then suck on other things till you find one that feels the same.
Wait....
abfarid@startrek.website · 4 pts · 262d
How much longer do I wait?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 261d
untill you suck
abfarid@startrek.website · 1 pts · 261d
I already suck figuratively. That good enough?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 261d
that'll do, I'm in the same boat
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 262d
Traditional knowledge is that you just hold your lips in that shape and then excuse yourself go measure.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 262d
Fun one to tell the grandkids
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 262d
Better than the inherited watch from Pulp Fiction, for sure.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 262d
And if she says no, you still got fingered twice!
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 262d
learn bondage and tie her up
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 262d
Don't people normally aim slightly larger then go back to get it resized?
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 262d
Anus or ring?
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 261d
Yes
gmtom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 262d
Fun fact: that's actually the original reason we use rings to propose!
ieGod@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 261d
You couldn't find a sharper image?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 261d
Somehow I don't think this is14 hours old...
stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 261d
Is proposing when you don't even know what ring size your partner wears really the wisest idea? This is how those videos of a big public proposal where the proposee says no start.
RedC@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 260d
The proposal itself shouldnt be a surprise, when it happens should.
Like, you should know they want to marry you before you do it. But the whole ceremony of a formal proposal can and should be left a surprise!
Benaaasaaas@group.lt · 5 pts · 261d
I didn't know my fiance's ring size, surprise surprise she didn't know either, I got her friend to check it during the friends hens party. But overall if you're not oblivious, you should know if your other half wants the proposal.
pbjelly@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 261d
+1 - proposals never should be a surprise
I did have a friend who was proposed to with a placeholder ring. I think the jeweler sold the fiancé a ring and said he could come back/return it and have her pick out one she wants. That said, she preferred a diamond as opposed to an alternative so it was easier finding a jeweler that was accommodating.
Some people enjoy the surprise of when a proposal happens (as long as both parties are previously aligned on getting married).
Everyone’s got their preferences! Some people want the ring as a surprise and some would rather pick it out together, etc. And some are like my other friend, who wanted no proposal, picked out the ring herself, had her fiancé buy it, and called it a day!
Psythik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 261d
Couldn't agree more. By the time you're ready to propose, not only should you already know their ring size, your SO should also be aware of your plans well in advance.
Springing a proposal on someone without discussing it with them beforehand is beyond fucked up.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 261d
I proposed on stage in front of 15,000 people which was fun but Jesus yeah I knew how that question would go because it was a hypothetical, complete with "I wonder why he's got a ring sizing kit" in the weeks leading up. It being public was a genuine surprise to him, he thought he was on stage for a different reason.
People afterwards thought I was being totally spontaneous with it. Oh god no. What if he'd said no? Yikes.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 262d
18107@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 262d
I did that. They were somehow still surprised when I proposed. Apparently measuring their ring finger was not enough of a hint.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 261d
The more subtlety minded individual might just ask their parents.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 262d
Trail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 262d
Or check one of her other preexisting rings.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 262d
toynbee@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 262d
In what abnormal manner did they wear them?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 261d
you.. you're good you!
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 261d
Pragmatic!
cabillaud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 261d
In the end, you're still going to give a ring to someone who doesn't like rings.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 260d
Guys, this is really romantic.