How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It's an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?
I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay
This reminds me of something my wife said about her days selling things like used panties to Craigslist perverts. "I consider it my patriotic duty to separate perverts from their money."
If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I'm bisexual. It's like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established
Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.
32 Comments
Saapas@piefed.zip · 118 pts · 254d
Reminds me of the time this happened and the women stayed in the group chatting with each other and roasting the dude
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · -110 pts · 254d
How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It's an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?
Sigh Femoids are heartless.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca · 57 pts · 254d
You missed the /s
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · -37 pts · 254d
I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers
reev@sh.itjust.works · 73 pts · 254d
I think a pro tip to making your jokes land with native speakers is to make the joke funny next time
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 254d
I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay
hobovision@mander.xyz · 31 pts · 254d
This one is getting closer to reading like a joke.
Saapas@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 254d
The grind never ends
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 253d
This reminds me of something my wife said about her days selling things like used panties to Craigslist perverts. "I consider it my patriotic duty to separate perverts from their money."
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
Look I respect the grind but I don't think lemmy is the right place to find that misogynistic audience.
shneancy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 254d
we live in a world where people say stuff like that and mean it, the /s is just so for once we can be sure
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 254d
How to remove all doubt:
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 254d
My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.
Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 254d
If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I'm bisexual. It's like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 254d
Wow... you need to get off the internet
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 254d
REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES
blarghly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 251d
Its not even trolling. It's just british level deadpan
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 254d
Kek
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 254d
When no one else gets me, OozingPositron gets me
serpineslair@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 254d
A wise man once said to me: "It's a game of numbers!", currently the numbers aren't in my favour, it seems.
gnutrino@programming.dev · 8 pts · 254d
Never tell me the odds!
serpineslair@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
π
bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 253d
Exactly, while it seems insincere and tasteless, I respect that bro was just trying to be time efficient for landing a hookup.
It's just like how you have to send in thousands of job applications lately before you actually land one. Why not apply for them all in the same day?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 254d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
Rooskie91@discuss.online · 2 pts · 254d
Glad to see this is still around.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 254d
Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.
He was a hero for about 2 seconds.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 254d
And which of them is your mother?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 254d
Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 254d
Next time
CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 254d
What a missed chance to ask for a 40-some.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 254d
It’s been years and occasionally this screenshot pops into my head lol
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 254d
There is a Futurama episode about that