What made up awards have you won?

First off, all awards are made up.

Secondly, I have won none of them.

FIFA's mega-peace prize.

It's, like, a thousand times better than their peace prize.

My university residence floor graced me with the "Most likely to jump onto the tacks to save someone even if he knows he'll be killed in the process".

I won a cardboard boat race. I got a pink flamingo as a prize for first place because they didn't think anyone would finish the race so they didn't actually have a prize for the winner. Everyone else got a new life jacket.

I was Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006.

I won a micro. It’s an award for the smallest penis from a randomly selected group of 10,000 men.

I have a "certificate of memorization" sitting somewhere because I attended an all-boys religious summer camp and memorized bunch of prayers and they were like "well we gotta reward something."

Despite it being "all-boys," they misgendered me on the certificate. It now doubles as a "I looked and sounded exactly like a girl in middle-school" certificate.

I would say prettiest and gayest catgirl in the fediverse but that would go to @erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone :3

Well, I once went to one of those sites for making certificates for children and made my own one night while bored. I am the best beaver, according to that thing, which I cannot find anywhere on my desktop computer or phone right now.

Most Flatulent, though the jury is still out on if whey protein counts as a performance enhancing drug in this case

Senior yearbook I was voted Most Changed and Best Hair

My classmates devoted an entire page on their website to my changing hairstyles.
And that was in the 90's.