This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, "Probably for the best..."
Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero's piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was "What a beautiful day for rain"
It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track
Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.
Maybe it's like Toy Story. Batman figure just found out he's a toy, drank a bunch of Jäger, and then reverted to the dormant state because someone was looking.
92 Comments
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 183 pts · 255d
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 255d
Jesus Christ
laranis@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 255d
This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, "Probably for the best..."
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 255d
Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero's piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was "What a beautiful day for rain"
laranis@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 255d
Fair. I missed the anteceding piss headwater. It pains me to think our antihero died perhaps with a full bladder.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 255d
New copy-pasta arrives.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 254d
modus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 255d
You ok, bro?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d
Lol, none of us are.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 254d
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 14 pts · 255d
I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d
"You seem to be following me"
raoul@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 255d
Username doesn't match..
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d
Let's rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d
Superiocre_bard
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 254d
Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 255d
I knew this guy :/
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 255d
a bunch of uke chords are 1 or 2 fingers, and due to the short finger board you can easily reach 6-8 frets in a single grip. It's easy to get into.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
It's just not the same as it was, bro.
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 255d
if only someone stopped him from falling over...
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 124 pts · 255d
JonHammCock@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 255d
Kayday@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
Batman with a kitbashed symbiote Spider-Man head
RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 255d
Is that the Millennium Falcon?
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 255d
Oh feck yeah I see it too...
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d
Cockpit is on the wrong side, but I’m not sure I’d be able to tell after a bottle of Jäger either.
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 255d
That I need to get my shit off my balcony and figure out who's the asshole taking pictures of my apartment without my consent.
not_me@piefed.social · 19 pts · 255d
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 255d
Found'em
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
nope, just look at their username
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
Found 'em.
not_me@piefed.social · 0 pts · 255d
zeppo@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 255d
It’s not too cold there
watson@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 255d
Not with all that Jägermeister
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 255d
They probably sit out there in shorts.
Asweet@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 255d
It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track
pilferjinx@piefed.social · 30 pts · 255d
Sadness.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 255d
King@blackneon.net · 6 pts · 255d
That was so deep
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 255d
They also had to pee too badly to make it inside.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 24 pts · 255d
Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 255d
Can’t even see the tiny bat signal from most angles, so he thinks nobody needs him
TomMasz@piefed.social · 15 pts · 255d
Liver failure.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 255d
Liver success! I'm so proud.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · 14 pts · 255d
Drunken uke practice pad, skyrise balcony edition
happydoors@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 255d
HOW IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE PISS CORNER?!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 255d
Don't judge my piss corner.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 255d
They don’t have a local recycling programme.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 254d
Star Wars fan. Bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 10 pts · 255d
That I have yet to hit rock bottom. Bottoms up, peeps! slams back some Jägermeister
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 255d
I like the lil batman puppet.
glitch1985@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d
Who do you think drank all of that. Seems to be the only one on the deck from what I can see.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 255d
Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall
hopesdead@startrek.website · 1 pts · 255d
You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d
OK, I'll add it to my backlog, but only because it predates the song do there's no risk of hearing it again.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
Covid lock down.
rbos@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 255d
Batman figurine.
AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
Pain
deacon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d
What we are looking at here is the aftermath of a jaeger-based transportation ritual, successful by the looks of it.
Whoever did this, is not with us anymore. He belongs to the Hunt Masters now.
Also that figurine needs to stay exactly where it is or our traveler will not be able to return fully ensouled. This is old magic we’re looking at.
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d
Neighbor hates them
WereCat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d
Somebody replaced Lutris with Bottles?
wischi@programming.dev · 7 pts · 255d
That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?
halvar@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 255d
That chair wasn't originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.
fum@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
Batman shrinks when he drinks
ooterness@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
Maybe it's like Toy Story. Batman figure just found out he's a toy, drank a bunch of Jäger, and then reverted to the dormant state because someone was looking.
tomkatt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
Deadpool lives here.
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 255d
That musicians get paid in some good alcohol
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d
Alcoholism.
AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d
:(
generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 255d
I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d
Died of alcoholism
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d
But there's no corpse in that photo. We're only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON'T see 🤔
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
If he was alive he'd be in the photo drinking
Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org · 4 pts · 255d
That he should get a more comfy chair.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 255d
Someone has a lot of time on their hands.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 255d
Are those bottles of jager in a circle?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d
Nah bro, that's like a 40-hedron
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 255d
Lol.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
Yes.
1.75l or 3 liter too.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 255d
Damn didn't know they made 3 liter bottles of jager.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
I don't think you can get them in the States but yeah you can get them.
https://www.tiktok.com/@trans_africa_tours/video/7299478611336170757?lang=en
https://www.bondston.com/jagermeister-3l-p14313
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
Jeez, I haven't drank that much in my entire life
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 255d
there a programmer
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 255d
Must be doing alright to be organising them so neatly like that.
Lasman@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 255d
misled dedication
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 255d
I'm very sorry for the neighbours.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 255d
I don't know about the altar in front of the chair but drunk ukulele sounds like a lot of fun!
not_me@piefed.social · 2 pts · 255d
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 255d
They need a new Guitar before the blues catch up and kill them, gotta get that shit out and there's no tool better than a fucked up 6 atring
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
A neuro-atypical with at least one problem.
fubarx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
That I slept through the Rapture.
Again.
Enzy@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 255d
Just your average life enjoyer
Would be me if I could afford booze
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 255d
This person has 100 forms of cancer
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 255d
He broke the headstock off of his guitar! I would be drinking that much too if I did that to mine
ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 255d
Jager contains a muscle relaxant, so that chair is likely covered in shit and piss. Depending on how much they drink at once, of course.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 255d
Buddhist drunks