What can you tell from this photo alone?

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Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 183 pts · 255d (21 replies)
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yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 255d

Jesus Christ

laranis@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 255d (2 replies)

This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, "Probably for the best..."

Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero's piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was "What a beautiful day for rain"

laranis@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 255d

Fair. I missed the anteceding piss headwater. It pains me to think our antihero died perhaps with a full bladder.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 255d (1 reply)

New copy-pasta arrives.

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 254d
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modus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 255d (2 replies)

You ok, bro?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d

Lol, none of us are.

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 254d
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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 14 pts · 255d (1 reply)

I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice

Naz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d

"You seem to be following me"

raoul@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 255d (2 replies)

Username doesn't match..

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Let's rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d

Superiocre_bard

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 254d

Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.

Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 255d

I knew this guy :/

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 255d (1 reply)

a bunch of uke chords are 1 or 2 fingers, and due to the short finger board you can easily reach 6-8 frets in a single grip. It's easy to get into.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d

It's just not the same as it was, bro.

Omgpwnies@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d (1 reply)

That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
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DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 255d

if only someone stopped him from falling over...

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 124 pts · 255d (2 replies)

JonHammCock@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 255d

Kayday@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d

Batman with a kitbashed symbiote Spider-Man head

RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 255d (2 replies)

Is that the Millennium Falcon?

SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Oh feck yeah I see it too...

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d

Cockpit is on the wrong side, but I’m not sure I’d be able to tell after a bottle of Jäger either.

TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 255d (5 replies)

That I need to get my shit off my balcony and figure out who's the asshole taking pictures of my apartment without my consent.

not_me@piefed.social · 19 pts · 255d (4 replies)
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TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 255d (3 replies)

Found'em

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d (1 reply)

nope, just look at their username

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d

Found 'em.

not_me@piefed.social · 0 pts · 255d
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zeppo@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 255d (2 replies)

It’s not too cold there

watson@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Not with all that Jägermeister

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 255d

They probably sit out there in shorts.

Asweet@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 255d

It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track

pilferjinx@piefed.social · 30 pts · 255d

Sadness.

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 255d (2 replies)
  • they like jagermeister above all else
  • Their apartment is likely messy, (they're hoarding bottles instead of taking them to the recycling, implying not a hoarder but lack of motivation)
  • They play music
  • Their last play session didn't go very good, as the guitar is broken.
King@blackneon.net · 6 pts · 255d

That was so deep

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 255d

They also had to pee too badly to make it inside.

Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 24 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 255d

Can’t even see the tiny bat signal from most angles, so he thinks nobody needs him

TomMasz@piefed.social · 15 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Liver failure.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 255d

Liver success! I'm so proud.

SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · 14 pts · 255d

Drunken uke practice pad, skyrise balcony edition

happydoors@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 255d (1 reply)

HOW IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE PISS CORNER?!

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 255d

Don't judge my piss corner.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 255d

They don’t have a local recycling programme.

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 254d

Star Wars fan. Bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 10 pts · 255d

That I have yet to hit rock bottom. Bottoms up, peeps! slams back some Jägermeister

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 255d (1 reply)

I like the lil batman puppet.

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d

Who do you think drank all of that. Seems to be the only one on the deck from what I can see.

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 255d (2 replies)

Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall

hopesdead@startrek.website · 1 pts · 255d (1 reply)

You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d

OK, I'll add it to my backlog, but only because it predates the song do there's no risk of hearing it again.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d

Covid lock down.

rbos@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 255d

Batman figurine.

AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d

Pain

deacon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d

What we are looking at here is the aftermath of a jaeger-based transportation ritual, successful by the looks of it.

Whoever did this, is not with us anymore. He belongs to the Hunt Masters now.

Also that figurine needs to stay exactly where it is or our traveler will not be able to return fully ensouled. This is old magic we’re looking at.

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d

Neighbor hates them

WereCat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d

Somebody replaced Lutris with Bottles?

wischi@programming.dev · 7 pts · 255d

That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?

halvar@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 255d

That chair wasn't originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d

That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.

fum@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Batman shrinks when he drinks

ooterness@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d

Maybe it's like Toy Story. Batman figure just found out he's a toy, drank a bunch of Jäger, and then reverted to the dormant state because someone was looking.

tomkatt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d

Deadpool lives here.

AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 255d

That musicians get paid in some good alcohol

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 253d

Alcoholism.

AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d

:(

generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 255d

I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d (2 replies)

Died of alcoholism

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d (1 reply)

But there's no corpse in that photo. We're only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON'T see 🤔

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d

If he was alive he'd be in the photo drinking

Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org · 4 pts · 255d

That he should get a more comfy chair.

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 255d

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 255d (5 replies)

Are those bottles of jager in a circle?

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Nah bro, that's like a 40-hedron

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 255d

Lol.

Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d (2 replies)

Yes.

1.75l or 3 liter too.

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Damn didn't know they made 3 liter bottles of jager.

RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d

Jeez, I haven't drank that much in my entire life

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 255d

there a programmer

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 255d

Must be doing alright to be organising them so neatly like that.

Lasman@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 255d

misled dedication

jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 255d

I'm very sorry for the neighbours.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 255d

I don't know about the altar in front of the chair but drunk ukulele sounds like a lot of fun!

not_me@piefed.social · 2 pts · 255d
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ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 255d

They need a new Guitar before the blues catch up and kill them, gotta get that shit out and there's no tool better than a fucked up 6 atring

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d

A neuro-atypical with at least one problem.

fubarx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d

That I slept through the Rapture.

Again.

Enzy@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 255d

Just your average life enjoyer

Would be me if I could afford booze

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 255d

This person has 100 forms of cancer

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 255d

He broke the headstock off of his guitar! I would be drinking that much too if I did that to mine

ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 255d

Jager contains a muscle relaxant, so that chair is likely covered in shit and piss. Depending on how much they drink at once, of course.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 255d

Buddhist drunks