Brother please steer your intentions in any other direction. I meant for the intent to not have been from my heart personally but from the Torah to have truly intentionally steered you in a "straight" direction.
This is one of the reasons why I kinda like the digital age, I have the option of going digital with like journaling and stuff.
Like imagine trying to move with 15 years worth of journals... lmao...
also fires destroys everything... you can make unlimited digital copies, encrypt, and upload it to like 10 different servers across the world, hell even free accounts with like 10gb storage is enough to store a lot of stuff
I know people say they wanna "go back to simpler times", but for me, nah, I'm good, I like this technological era (minus the corporatist enshittification stuff, GO FOSS ALL THE WAY!)
39 Comments
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 85 pts · 272d
Oh god, just looking at that hurts my soul.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 272d
I know right? They've probably got booklice on those wings now.
Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 272d
Just adds to the flavour.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 272d
I've worked tech support. I know exactly what this guy's keyboard looks and feels like.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 272d
Oh man I did not need to know that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 271d
I had a friend in elementary school who would eat cheetos while playing Nintendo. And not the smart way with chopsticks neither.
Ever since, I'm anal about keeping my controllers clean. So gross
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 270d
Dumping the bag directly into your mouth is way better than any chopstick nonsense.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 272d
I've got just the inventions for you:
btw: rather @shitpost, no?
JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 2 pts · 271d
🙏🙏🙏
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 271d
RIP innocent book, your sacrifice helped someone make a meme
InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 270d
Rare post where I wish it was AI instead
njm1314@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 271d
Deeply offended by this.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 272d
Gotta stop cheaping out with this paper if you would buy stone tablet's you can just take a hose to them afterwards.
JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 2 pts · 271d
I will lend you my Torah but you must not misinterpret it.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 271d
Is this an act of love🥰?
JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 270d
Brother please steer your intentions in any other direction. I meant for the intent to not have been from my heart personally but from the Torah to have truly intentionally steered you in a "straight" direction.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 272d
I'm not even a book person and this killed me a little. I am a wing person though. Why would you waste the sauce?
JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 271d
Of course not a book person would never implicate wasting sauce.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 272d
How did he take the picture?
We need proof.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 272d
Douchey Meta glasses, maybe?
Eryn6844@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 272d
really. you just eat your wings and then you wash your hands. and then your wash your hands and then you wash your hands before you touch your book!
WagnasT@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 272d
Calm down y'all, it's a library book.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 272d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 271d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 271d
Eat with one hand, book with other
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 271d
You've changed my worldview.
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 272d
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
nil@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 272d
how dare you
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 272d
Just have someone feed you while you read. Problem solved
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 271d
I get the joke, wings are eaten by hand. But as someone who does eat alone at resturants, with a book, can I just say utensils exist.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 271d
Do you cut each piece off like a surgeon or stab it with a fork to make a skewer and eat as much as you can before it falls off?
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 270d
Me, Im a stabber. But there is no one right way.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 7 pts · 272d
Ahhhh god no not the book!!
probable_possum@leminal.space · 6 pts · 272d
Time division multiplexing is key!
someguy3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 272d
Kindle and push the buttons with your pinky.
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 271d
e-ink tablet with a water proof case.
Problem solved!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 271d
This is one of the reasons why I kinda like the digital age, I have the option of going digital with like journaling and stuff.
Like imagine trying to move with 15 years worth of journals... lmao...
also fires destroys everything... you can make unlimited digital copies, encrypt, and upload it to like 10 different servers across the world, hell even free accounts with like 10gb storage is enough to store a lot of stuff
I know people say they wanna "go back to simpler times", but for me, nah, I'm good, I like this technological era (minus the corporatist enshittification stuff, GO FOSS ALL THE WAY!)
njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 271d
Napkins exist yo.
JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 271d
I am thoroughly disoriented please baptize me fellow book-lover.