seriously, stop lying! 😤

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VoidJuiceConcentrate@midwest.social · 30 pts · 276d

en passant other genders/drivers on the road

ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 276d (6 replies)

I mean, I don't drive :p

SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social · 6 pts · 275d (3 replies)

But I'll bet you fart (i.e. "pass gas").

apotheotic@beehaw.org · 11 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Women don't fart thats a myth

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 275d

Warning this is disgusting and loud

Why Girls Don't Fart originally by College Humor 1 minute and 28 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDE9SXAnsJo

ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 275d

Pass. No comment.

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Have you ever passed someone anything? Ever played a team game where there is an object you could pass?

ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 275d

Pass. No comment

kautau@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 275d (2 replies)

What in the social chickpea

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 275d (1 reply)

I think it says "ifunny"

Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 275d (6 replies)

Your German lesson of today: umfahren

Jemanden umfahren - to drive around someone
Jemanden umfahren - to run over someone

Know the difference. Have a nice day

denshi@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 275d (4 replies)

For the non-Germans: The difference is which syllable is stressed.

Jemanden umfahren - to drive around someone
Jemanden umfahren - to run over someone

ghen@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 274d (3 replies)

All right that seals it, you don't get to be the world language after English dies. Current leader is now Spanish.

Disqualified languages:

Chinese, Japanese, to hard to learn in school
French, too many silent letters
Dutch.
And now German, for syllable shenanigans

Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 273d

I put a vote in for Norwegian. The grammar is simple and pretty consistent, it can be treated as genderless, and the pronunciation is much more consistent than English. It's easy to learn and sounds beautiful!

I can also speak Spanish (not fluently, but enough to get by), and I have my own irks about it. One of the big ones being that nouns are pointlessly gendered.

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 272d

I don't care what language gets chosen, just let me concatenate words like in german.

JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 273d

Spanish is too gendered

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 275d

Thank you German language; very cool!

Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 275d

My genes be like:

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 275d (1 reply)

What about when the satnav says "Continue straight"?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 275d

Sometimes you need to pass in order to continue straight, but it's not necessary to be trans. If only we were trainsgender we would transcend the concept of passing

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 275d

Ex bf: you totally pass

Me: doubt, can't tell, paranoia, depression

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 275d