You've heard of the Mona Lisa, I give you the MAGA Lisa

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39 Comments

SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 73 pts · 274d (1 reply)

It’s missing the gaudy diamond cross between those sacks of silicon.

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 274d

😂 Nice suggestion.

kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 274d (3 replies)
flango@lemmy.eco.br · 46 pts · 274d (2 replies)

Sentence of the day

The Hollywood Reporter describes Mar-a-Lago face as a "Fellini-esque exaggeration of the dolled-up Fox News anchorwoman look"

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 274d (1 reply)

This is great,love that this exists.

Cis people should not be allowed gender affirmation. This always goes wrong. I propose mandatory mocking.

ODGreen@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 273d

Gender defamation for the cis

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 274d (5 replies)

She's supposed to be blonde .... the blonder, the better

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 274d (3 replies)

My first thought as well! Nothing MAGA likes better than a bleach blonde with Mar-a-Lago face.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 274d (2 replies)

Reminds me of Guns n' Roses ....

...
You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!!
....

(lyrics from the Guns 'n Roses song 'Get in the Ring')

https://youtu.be/LnQ_zhVWhH8

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 273d (1 reply)

I fucken hate that I can't listen to Guns n Roses because of mother's abusive boyfriend. You'd think someone his size who talks that much shit would be above beating a nine year old but noooo, cowardly bastard.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 273d

I really like Guns n Roses songs, but fuck Axel Rose

sausager@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 274d

Fried blonde. The frieder blonde the better

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 274d

Forgot the maggot hat

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 274d

That's the salt monster from star trek, right?

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 274d

Goblin-face.

dmention7@midwest.social · 10 pts · 274d

You could have just, you know.... not posted this. 🤢

El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 274d

I love how her mouth is actually prolapsed.

LeeBeeG@piefed.social · 8 pts · 274d (3 replies)

I just installed blorp and I haven’t laughed so much in a long time.. goddamn

lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 4 pts · 274d (2 replies)

Blorp has an app and it works on piefed?

May have to try that. Hmm may have to spin up an instance too. Well there goes my weekend

moseschrute@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 273d

Blorp dev here. If you’re interested in running Blorp as an alternative frontend for your instance, checkout these instructions. Since we don’t yet support all PieFed and Lemmy features, I recommend running it alongside the official frontend for any admin config stuff you need to do.

LeeBeeG@piefed.social · 2 pts · 274d
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D_C@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 273d

Fucks sake, remove this!!
If the orange paedo sees it he'll try to give her a job on his legal team!!!

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 273d (2 replies)

if this were a socialist country, trump would be in jail. seriously!

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 273d (1 reply)

Yes, but if the usa was only even mildly corrupt instead of mostly corrupt then he'd have been imprisoned decades ago.

Ok, yeah, I'll give the american populace shit for voting for him, or protest voting to allow him to win, but the facts are that the blatant corruption that's allowed him to be like he is now was decades in the making.

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 273d

as rampant as the corruption is going back throughout the country's history, i'd argue it's baked directly into the social fabric of the nation

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d

Hey now, let’s show a little respect to the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

Ha, j/k. Fuck that pos.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d (2 replies)

Can you imagine getting a blowjob from one of those freaks?! This pic woke me to just how disgusted I would feel.

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 274d (1 reply)

All that lip filler is a secret mating call to conservative men indicating they are ready to suck so much dick.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d

Damn, I should get some lip filler. 👀

unphazed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 273d (1 reply)

Kinda looks like Steven Tyler in drag.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 273d

I've no idea what his alignments are, but that sounds like a damn funny skit if he went for it

anugeshtu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 273d

Those eyes aren't derpy enough!

lorski@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 273d

Close! Very close!

20cello@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d

Botox

Zorcron@piefed.zip · -14 pts · 274d (5 replies)

I thought we were past making fun of people’s appearances. This kind of thing just hurts innocent people who look similar to the people you’re making fun of, even if your actual target is a fascist.

Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 274d (2 replies)

No one is born looking like this.

Zorcron@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 273d (1 reply)

No, but their plastic surgery isn’t hurting anyone. It just feels bad to me to make fun of someone’s appearance, especially women. It seems like something the misogynists currently in power would do. Plus, there’s no shortage of other legitimate criticisms of these people.

Soulg@ani.social · 7 pts · 273d

When they are choosing to undergo a surgery to look this way then it's fair game.

lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 273d

just hurts innocent people who look similar to the people you’re making fun of


My pearls!

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 273d

TFW you're so progressive you don't even want to mock your most hated enemies for choices they made because in theory there could be collateral damage. Based, I guess?