Doesn't add up

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39 Comments

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 260d (9 replies)

Bro, have you seen your own internal cable management?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 260d (5 replies)

trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 260d (1 reply)
GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 260d

Giraffes have the same thing.

My cable management is not a mess, it's just natural evolution!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 260d (1 reply)

It seems disadvantageous to have all your blood vessels so close together.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 259d

maybe, but cold adapated animals have a similar arrangement where they used closely packed vessels for countercurrent heat exchange. probably not useful for hot environment. or maybe it allows more attachment for muscle or other organs, making you hard to kill. somewhat like a TAKARAN.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d

I haven't, no. Why can I see theirs?

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 260d

I haven't, no. Why can I see theirs?

shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Yeah, but I'm not going to snag my carotid on a bulkhead.

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 257d

Because you're a coward.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 260d (7 replies)

Borg have no concept of elegance!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 260d (4 replies)

That weird bolted trash bin?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 260d (2 replies)

gasp

EXTERMINATE!

massacre@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Exterminate with what? That toilet plunger?

Aneb@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 260d

Plunger of death! It will suck you off. Honestly surprised Russell T Davis didn't invent the alien considering he likes to suck

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 259d

apparently those balls on the dalek is used as a energy filed to self destruct.

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 259d

You would destroy the Borg with four Daleks?

WE WOULD DESTROY THE BORG WITH ONE DAAALEK!

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d

I think we need to leave the trash (bin) talk to the Cybermen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPnwWFAGPIw

erie09@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 260d

Cable management is irrelevant

witty_username@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 260d
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sundray@lemmus.org · 15 pts · 260d (1 reply)

That’s just what it looks like when you continually rotate your cable frequencies.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d

You reversed the polarity of their cardiopulmonary system? What did you expect to happen Mr Welshie

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 259d (1 reply)

they are not "advanced" they are just an amalgam of all the civilizations they absorbed. Therefore, no other civilisation has good cable management. I mean, look at you, all your cables are a mess, nerves looping, arteries, veins, lymph nodes, and a big one for poo? figure out them cables before complaining.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d

i have been arguing to human cloacae for decades. why three hole when one do

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 10 pts · 260d (3 replies)

I just always assumed it was hydraulics. Where else would they have gotten their superhuman strength from?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 260d

Belief in oneself!

The More You Know™

ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 260d (1 reply)

I assumed the parts of their brains which process pain were repurposed during assimilation, allowing them to easily surpass the safety limits we employ due to the pain of over-strenuous activity. Paired with the ability to plug back in and get all the healing nutrients they need pumped straight in

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 257d

I kind of assumed something like that.

Your name still makes no sense.

Jimjim@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 260d

They apparently sacrificed cable management for... abs. Just take look at Hughs abs! Those are committed drone abs.

schema@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 260d

Honestly, if you'd imagine the amount of botch wiring you'd have to do to turn a human into a fully integrated drone with long range wifi, this ain't a half bad job.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 6 pts · 260d (3 replies)

Say humans, whose eyeballs have blind spots because the optic nerve needs to punch through them

Nalivai@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Nobody accused humans of being advanced

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d

UGLY UGLY GIANT BAG OF MOSTLY WATER mood

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 259d

at least the blindspot is replaced by implant that can detect cloaked individuals, disruptions in spacetime.

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 259d

No, but seriously, this is what the drones of a cybernetic hivemind with proper cable management and standardisation look like:

MoonMelon@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 260d

"Holy cow that borg has an absolutely huyuuuuge-"

"No wait, that's it! Hugh!"

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 260d

It was probably good to start with, but every species they assimilate makes it a little bit worse each time, as each species's technologically distinctive lack of cable management adds to the mess

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 259d

Because the Borg aren't an advanced race, they're shambling body horror zombies, except they're in Star Trek so they have to be technological shambling body horror zombies.

Proof the Borg don't make sense: Seven of Nine has two tits and one eye.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 260d
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MotoAsh@piefed.social · 1 pts · 260d
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cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 257d

Borg are just capital. Of course they fuck up cable management

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 260d

The real cable management was the friends we assimilated on the way.