I've found the equation that can calculate anything in the universe. A = f(x), where f(x) is the equation for the specific thing you want to calculate, you just have to put it in.
Proof by break: Before the break: "We will proof this theorem after a short break", After the break: "As we have proven before the break…"
Proof by unavailable literature: The prrof can be found in a publication only available by in-person request in one library of one university in Brno, Czechia. That closed 30 years ago.
Excellent content, thanks for sharing. I enjoy tormenting my friend with a constant drip feed of nerdy jokes, so I'm always looking for more to add to my supply (lest they learn that I do not actually have an infinite supply of them)
You can go read the Wikipedia article if you want to understand "that" part... I guess, idk, go fuck yourself!!!
Some YouTube math video about lambda calculus, the asshole casually said "you can check the Wikipedia article" on an aspect that didn't fit inside his 10-minute video. As if Wikipedia didn't frustrate even professional mathematicians themselves, with the obtuse exposition and a thousand notations and citations.
Fortunately, there are other math educators on YouTube.
On the topic of lambda calculus, search for this title:
PLUS times PLUS
It's wild stuff! It's as if like math is like a shirt, and lambda calculus pulls one arm inside out, there are some weird logical seams in math when you use different tools with the same numbers.
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kingofras@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 285d
Missing off the top of my head:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 285d
"The proof is left as an exercise for the reader" is my fave
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 25 pts · 284d
My favorite math joke to this day is:
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 284d
Very funny, Fermat.
tromars@feddit.org · 4 pts · 283d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_by_intimidation
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 285d
UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 34 pts · 285d
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 285d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 285d
Of cause! Don't be stupid!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 285d
Proof is left as an exercise for the reader: I forgot the proof in undergrad and so will you
deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 285d
I've found the equation that can calculate anything in the universe. A = f(x), where f(x) is the equation for the specific thing you want to calculate, you just have to put it in.
Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 285d
Lack of space was Fermat's excuse for not proving his last theorem.
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 285d
Physics also has the proof by "experiment says so, therefore we just add in some constant to make the equation work"
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 284d
If I invented RSA encryption the essay and proof would be RSA encrypted with keys not provided.
waigl@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 285d
Proof by break: Before the break: "We will proof this theorem after a short break", After the break: "As we have proven before the break…"
Proof by unavailable literature: The prrof can be found in a publication only available by in-person request in one library of one university in Brno, Czechia. That closed 30 years ago.
fdnomad@programming.dev · 5 pts · 285d
It was revealed to me in a dream
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 284d
I like the credo quia absurdum
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 284d
This is the answer to anyone asking
"Why is that funny?"
Artisian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 285d
important repository of similar content here. Thank you University of Utah.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 284d
Excellent content, thanks for sharing. I enjoy tormenting my friend with a constant drip feed of nerdy jokes, so I'm always looking for more to add to my supply (lest they learn that I do not actually have an infinite supply of them)
rImITywR@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 285d
A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? Its a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, its because its proven.
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 285d
Be aware of proofs by people in social networks
Objection@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 285d
The fediverse's favorite is proof by shaming: Asking for proof means you're a bad person who doesn't deserve proof.
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d
You can go read the Wikipedia article if you want to understand "that" part... I guess, idk, go fuck yourself!!!
Some YouTube math video about lambda calculus, the asshole casually said "you can check the Wikipedia article" on an aspect that didn't fit inside his 10-minute video. As if Wikipedia didn't frustrate even professional mathematicians themselves, with the obtuse exposition and a thousand notations and citations.
Fortunately, there are other math educators on YouTube.
On the topic of lambda calculus, search for this title:
PLUS times PLUS
It's wild stuff! It's as if like math is like a shirt, and lambda calculus pulls one arm inside out, there are some weird logical seams in math when you use different tools with the same numbers.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 285d
Proof by proof: the bread rose therefore…
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 285d
Don't forget the proof by aliens...
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 285d
The second and third are at least related
yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 285d
Hey, does anyone know if this visual style is some kind of PowerPoint template? I've seen slides with a similar aesthetic before.
knolord@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 285d
It's just standard LaTeX
beamer, used by many math and CS professors (and sometimes even by undergrads, due to formatting requirements).yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 284d
Thanks