Since you didn't answer my previous dms, so I'm just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
My wife is pregnant with a baby boy. Doctors today just told us if he survives to birth, he will be profoundly mentally disabled. I don't know how to financially prepare for this. Is there anything that can prevent our child from having a difficult life?
I have a pet rat that seems to be sick. My local vet has a long waitlist: do you have any suggestions on home remedies that can help them feel better in the meantime?
::: spoiler spoiler
If it isn't obvious, the original comment is about animal euthanasia in research laboratories
:::
My girlfriend is terribly afraid of plane crashes so we have never had a vacation together. What can I use to finally get her to fly? Anyone I can talk to for help?
I suspect your answer to the original question was right in the sense that these two have the worst physical dependence but I believe another measure is Capture Rates where they survey users over a decade and they report the number of user still using the substance during the last survey who were using it in the first one. The highest capture rates are around 20% for H and cocaine when I saw the data last time which is worse odds than Russian Roulette!
The question was about the most addictive substances. Those two are the most likely to kill you. Opioid auction withdrawal will make you feel like dying. But alcohol and benzo withdrawal will actually kill you.
My in-laws are coming to stay in our spare room for the holidays. They're old and getting to be a bit frail these days, what should I put in their room to make them more comfortable?
84 Comments
TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works · 99 pts · 244d
How should we discipline children
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 103 pts · 244d
Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 20 pts · 243d
lmfao
you're old school
Sly2@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 243d
Since you didn't answer my previous dms, so I'm just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 74 pts · 243d
Give or take a few billion years.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 244d
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 78 pts · 244d
Cluster headaches, without a doubt.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 244d
count_dongulus@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 244d
My wife is pregnant with a baby boy. Doctors today just told us if he survives to birth, he will be profoundly mentally disabled. I don't know how to financially prepare for this. Is there anything that can prevent our child from having a difficult life?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 67 pts · 244d
The mother consuming it during pregnancy.
goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 243d
What's a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 64 pts · 243d
Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.
derpgon@programming.dev · 29 pts · 243d
OP didn't specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 243d
human sized...
goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 242d
What can I say, I like me a big casserole.
Shame the nephews won't be there to enjoy it...
zlatiah@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 243d
I have a pet rat that seems to be sick. My local vet has a long waitlist: do you have any suggestions on home remedies that can help them feel better in the meantime?
::: spoiler spoiler If it isn't obvious, the original comment is about animal euthanasia in research laboratories :::
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 45 pts · 243d
CO2 suffocation+snap their neck
Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 26 pts · 243d
amazing
AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 243d
This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.
Ziggurat@jlai.lu · 44 pts · 243d
How do you call someone stuck in an abusive relationship
::: spoiler Original questipn What type of particles is a common candidate for dark matter :::
::: spoiler comment I am going to hell for that :::
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 243d
Wimps.
Nibodhika@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 243d
My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?
::: spoiler Original Question What are the reactants in the formula
Pb+2HCl→PbCl2+H2? :::YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 243d
Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.
But I think the balancing won't happen without water.
Nibodhika@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 243d
Dude, the guitar, not the kid.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 201d
(sorry for being late)
fuck dem kids!
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 244d
My girlfriend is terribly afraid of plane crashes so we have never had a vacation together. What can I use to finally get her to fly? Anyone I can talk to for help?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 244d
The torsion engine, and Macedonians.
xylogx@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 243d
How do I treat my child's pink eye?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 243d
Brake cleaner.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 242d
Can't get pink eye if you don't have eyes
janus2@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 243d
What do hardworking lab technicians deserve but rarely get?
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler original: What is the euphemistic term for culling of research animals? :::
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 243d
Sac'ing
jello@programming.dev · 28 pts · 243d
My wife is pregnant and isn't sleeping well at night. What are some simple home remedies we can try?
::: spoiler Original What are the most addictive substances for humans? :::
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 243d
Alcohol and benzodiazepines.
(Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)
steeznson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 242d
I suspect your answer to the original question was right in the sense that these two have the worst physical dependence but I believe another measure is Capture Rates where they survey users over a decade and they report the number of user still using the substance during the last survey who were using it in the first one. The highest capture rates are around 20% for H and cocaine when I saw the data last time which is worse odds than Russian Roulette!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 242d
The question was about the most addictive substances. Those two are the most likely to kill you. Opioid auction withdrawal will make you feel like dying. But alcohol and benzo withdrawal will actually kill you.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 242d
The correct answer was thalidomide.
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 244d
What caused you to decide the human soul doesn't exist?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 244d
X-ray & infrared analysis.
mrmhm@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 244d
Do you think racism is a choice?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 244d
I think if we "emulate" the brain well enough digitally, then it is just an emergent property.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 243d
Respect to the g’s keeping the old comments too.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 243d
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 242d
wait ... your username ... could it be? could you be FlyingSquid's reincarnation?
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 242d
They’re not Flying Squid. I asked them a while ago.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 242d
I get asked this a lot. No, but I will try to shitpost in their memory.
chonomaiwokurae@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 243d
What are the consequences of hydrogen fluoride exposure to human body?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 243d
Damn near instant oxidation.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 242d
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 17 pts · 243d
Earlier you said you keep your child locked in the basement. Why would you do that?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 243d
It is unable to escape.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 10 pts · 243d
Dad, is that you?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 243d
Stepson¿
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 243d
What is the ideal temperature for a toddler's room?
::: spoiler original question What is the boiling point of silver? :::
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 243d
2162°C
JargonWagon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 243d
What are some characteristics in someone else's pet I should look for before attempting to steal it?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 243d
Measuring? Obviously a hole in the cheek.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 243d
Also kindness.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 243d
Could you suggest a skincare routine for a child?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 243d
Depends, vinegar based or brined in a salt bath for a few days?
papertowels@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 243d
This actually has historical precedent!
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 243d
How do we put the United States of America back on the right track?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 243d
Add in heartburn, and nothing that Pepto bismol can't solve.
chunes@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 243d
How far did your father flee after he abandoned you as a kid? Why do you think he chose that distance?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 243d
36k kilometers.
I'm not quite sure, I mean there is many numerical options and yet nothing that is currently coming to mind.
chunes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 243d
Fuck me, you're right. 36,000km
Forgive me I'm watching my favorite sports team embarrass themselves.
chunes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 242d
(I think it would work best if you edit that into your original reply and describe how the new distance makes you feel. Then we can delete these ones)
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 242d
K
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 243d
Why did my son die in the rehab facility?
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler original: What was that condition called where cells rapidly divide and consume all of the body's resources? :::
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 243d
K line exceeding.
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 243d
My in-laws are coming to stay in our spare room for the holidays. They're old and getting to be a bit frail these days, what should I put in their room to make them more comfortable?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 243d
Tetraethyllead, carbon dioxide, and water
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 243d
Ok, I get that. But what's the water for?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 243d
Inevitable consequence of combustion.
mbtrhcs@feddit.org · 7 pts · 242d
Why has even the White House recommended against the use of the C programming language?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 242d
Because rust.
Deebster@programming.dev · 6 pts · 242d
What to do with people who jump the queue?
::: spoiler original question How do you turn a pig into a sausage? :::
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 242d
Ground up the parts that can't be sold.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 242d
You were supposed to change it to make him look like a bad person.
Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 243d
Why is the sky blue?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 243d
Nitrogen.
Wigglesworth@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 242d
If Daniel has 200 apples and Jerry has 100 apples, how?
billbasher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 241d
Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this
cloudskater@pawb.social · 2 pts · 242d
How far do you wish to kick the nearest small animal like a football?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 241d
28000km
XPost3000@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 241d
How do I start and sustain a supercritical nuclear reaction?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 241d
Control rods and/or neutron suppliers and absorbers.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · -19 pts · 243d