How have I not seen this used even once at any time in the past decade?

You're out of your element here!

Patient zero

Where is the week strait? Is it near Friday island?

We should think carefully about where to put it to maximize local benefits from all the people visiting to piss there

He's going to be buried in one of his golf courses and visiting his grave will cost a kidney. His cult will have no problem with that arrangement.

Fraud doesn't die when it's a family business.

I thought not revering a murder victim and implying that it was their fault in any way was unacceptable and you should lose your job for it. Also that the murder victim needs statues and state-supported political clubs in every high school in the US. What changed?

Got the same energy as...

except The Rock's tweet was fake and the dementia-ridden man child's is not.

Their son was arrested. I have no idea if he's maga, or even if he actually did it. We'll likely hear all about it when it all comes out.

What I do know is that the Reiner's lived in the same rough neighborhood that Nicole Brown Simpson lived in after she left OJ. The houses are about a mile apart.

Mr. President, just think of how much more attention you would get if you died right now!