c/lemmyshitpost · by agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 274dPSA 271 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 274d
Ok cool I had a satellite crash into my house yesterday and kill me instantly, I was worried until I saw this post
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 273d
As a nightroom entity, I was concerned for you too. Get well soon 🙏
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 274d
We need more PSAs telling us not to worry about things.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 274d
It was my insight into my illusory self.
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d
😦 how do I get tested?1?
everett@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 274d
Check your jugs for cheese.
otacon239@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
I have 2 big jug hot cheese. What do?
everett@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 274d
Metric big?
otacon239@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d
IsoMetric it seems
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 274d
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d
I am so scrombled it's unreal.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 274d
I know your not supposed to self diagnose online, but what do you do when your symptoms perfectly align?
Fetus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d
I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
For those who are unsure of their Shpongled status, please take the following test:
https://youtu.be/J2WP-55FLNk
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
i would like to apply for 1 jug hot cheese pleese
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 273d
You have not specified a desired temperature, therefore the mean universal temperature will be used. Your jug of 674, 212 Kelvin cheese is being delivered presently
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 272d
Not hot enough, not enough cheese
Matty_r@programming.dev · 2 pts · 274d
Yea but have you been scrombled?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
Not yet I need cheeses in my life
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 274d
When you forget your plumbus at home.
PugJesus@piefed.social · 3 pts · 274d
literally me
Qwazpoi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d
Kind of similar to Donnie Darko
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 274d
Is this gen alpha humor? I find it hilarious
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 274d
is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 274d
Yeah I guess it is. Ive seen stuff like thos referred to as gen a humor idk man, i just laugh
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 273d
Hilarity is another symptom. This is quite a serious matter.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 272d
I made beer cheese last night
phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 274d
My absolute head hasn't had too much trouble. However, my relative head has been throbbing like crazy...
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 274d
Oof, relatives will do that to you 😡
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 274d
I masturbated by entity. I like.
daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
The cheese one. I'm not sure.... Can someone give me an example?
Triumph@fedia.io · 1 pts · 274d
This is not a shitpost. Reported.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 274d
Oh thank God. I was starting to worry about this big hot jug cheese...