PSA

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32 Comments

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 274d (3 replies)

Ok cool I had a satellite crash into my house yesterday and kill me instantly, I was worried until I saw this post

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 273d

As a nightroom entity, I was concerned for you too. Get well soon 🙏

sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 274d

We need more PSAs telling us not to worry about things.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 274d

It was my insight into my illusory self.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d (5 replies)

😦 how do I get tested?1?

everett@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 274d (4 replies)

Check your jugs for cheese.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d (3 replies)

I have 2 big jug hot cheese. What do?

everett@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 274d (2 replies)

Metric big?

otacon239@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d (1 reply)

IsoMetric it seems

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 274d
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TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d

I am so scrombled it's unreal.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 274d

I know your not supposed to self diagnose online, but what do you do when your symptoms perfectly align?

Fetus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d (1 reply)

I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d

For those who are unsure of their Shpongled status, please take the following test:

https://youtu.be/J2WP-55FLNk

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d (4 replies)

i would like to apply for 1 jug hot cheese pleese

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 273d (1 reply)

You have not specified a desired temperature, therefore the mean universal temperature will be used. Your jug of 674, 212 Kelvin cheese is being delivered presently

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 272d

Not hot enough, not enough cheese

Matty_r@programming.dev · 2 pts · 274d (1 reply)

Yea but have you been scrombled?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d

Not yet I need cheeses in my life

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 274d

When you forget your plumbus at home.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 3 pts · 274d

literally me

Qwazpoi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d

Kind of similar to Donnie Darko

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 274d (3 replies)

Is this gen alpha humor? I find it hilarious

Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 274d (1 reply)

is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 274d

Yeah I guess it is. Ive seen stuff like thos referred to as gen a humor idk man, i just laugh

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 273d

Hilarity is another symptom. This is quite a serious matter.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 272d

I made beer cheese last night

phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 274d (1 reply)

My absolute head hasn't had too much trouble. However, my relative head has been throbbing like crazy...

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 274d

Oof, relatives will do that to you 😡

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 274d

I masturbated by entity. I like.

daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d

The cheese one. I'm not sure.... Can someone give me an example?

Triumph@fedia.io · 1 pts · 274d

This is not a shitpost. Reported.

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 274d

Oh thank God. I was starting to worry about this big hot jug cheese...