life hack

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 56 pts · 275d

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn't covered his bases here.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 274d

Sure, but you don't go there as a punishment from god for a lack of belief, you go there because you did shitty things.

gustofwind@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 275d (5 replies)

Hell is right here on earth 🙂

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 275d (1 reply)
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d

Very interesting! Based on this, heaven and hell are both on earf, depending on how people see the rat race where you were born.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d (1 reply)
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toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d

You figured it out?

alcibiades@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 274d

you would love the work of the theologian James Cone

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 28 pts · 275d (11 replies)

"There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide" [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]

Gonna need more apps.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 275d (8 replies)

But which one is right??!!! /S.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 274d (1 reply)

Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn't that convenient?

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d

Nah. Not for me at least. I'm done with religion (just don't tell my mom, she'd be heartbroken) and am glad about it. I'm also a middle-aged man, but still don't want my mom to know haha.

ComradeMiao@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 275d (3 replies)

According to my religious studies degree it was Mormonism

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d (1 reply)

Was this from season 4 episode 11 of your study documents?

ComradeMiao@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d

Tree fiddy

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 249d (1 reply)

as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d

Is that where the song "Holendaise in Cambodia" is about?

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 275d (1 reply)

How many would be left if you exclude any religions that don't necessarily demand adherence, or maybe anything?

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 275d

Dunno. I've only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.

Lojcs@piefed.social · 25 pts · 275d

I think this is guaranteed hell for some religions

Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 275d

Forgot to do your sacrafices to the gods

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 275d (4 replies)

Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.

Schmoo@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Those who do not have fat baby JD Vance memes in their gallery will be denied admission.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 274d

But what about us who only stream fat baby JD Vance memes?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d (1 reply)

I heard it was browser history?

michaelalf@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 274d

How to confuse a US border agent.

BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network · 16 pts · 274d (1 reply)

You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you?

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 274d

I was just thinking that this gave Benny vibes lol

Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 275d

That’s called Unitarian Universalism.

BobWehadababyitsaboy@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 274d

afterlife hack

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 275d (5 replies)

Look all you have to do is stay out of Michigan and you won't be in Hell.

stoy@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 275d (3 replies)

This reminds me of the northern part of the current Prästgatan, "Priests Street", in the Old Town in Stockholm.

Before 1885 that part of Prästgatan was called Helvetesgränd, "Hell's ally", which is an amazing street name in Swedish, and a brilliant metal album name in English.

The entire block was known as Helvetet, "Hell".

This is the location:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/DGCAT98vZ7e8HwDUA

This is where the gallows were located.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 249d (2 replies)

i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can't imagine someone's address being Nr. 666 Hell's Alley), and 2) "helvete" has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash

stoy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 249d (1 reply)

I think Helvetesgränd sounds far more dramatic than "hells alley", mostly due to it containing the letter "r" so you can roll it in your mouth for added effect.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 248d

that just sounds comedic to me, like you're putting on a comedy gothenburg dialect

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 275d

Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 275d (4 replies)

Let's hope that one of the most important rules of both Christianity and Islam is that you shouldn't have another god

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 275d (2 replies)

No Gods before Yahweh/Allah (same God). Just make sure he's the first one.

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 274d (1 reply)

Right this does have me curious how many world religions you could juggle. I think you could practice both Christianity and Islam at the same time and still be within the rules.

Buddhism, Hinduism, and Taoism should be able to fit those rules as well.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 274d

Depends on how strict you want to be, the cumulative dietary restrictions would be rough.

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 275d

Gotta sign those NCCs if you don't want to go to hell.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 275d

reminds me of this from the Mummy

https://youtu.be/pDWR5RkWRTY?t=31

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Missed one

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 275d

Or about 1000

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 275d (2 replies)

What's the second one?

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 275d (1 reply)

It’s literally impossible to know. We don’t have the technology to look this up.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 275d

Ok, I did a little digging and it's Jewish. I was confused because the icon looked like a Greek sigma but the Hebrew samekh looks even closer

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 274d (1 reply)

the "wemuslim" app X_X

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 249d

i'm always astounded that stuff like this isn't considered obviously blasphemous, isn't the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?

At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there's definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d (1 reply)

I feel like this would get you on some kind of list..

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 275d

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d

You must die in honorable combat you will freeze for an eternity inHelheim