They were ready

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17 Comments

YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 256d (1 reply)

I'm ready!!

I'm ready! The star of Resident Alien holding an octopus.

Could you imagine a job where you could make crowds of children happily cheer, every day. That's god tier.

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 256d (8 replies)

Here’s another one.

essell@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 255d (7 replies)

Not sure if you got career satisfaction or you're ready for cephalopods

Por que no los dos?

djmikeale@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 255d (2 replies)

For me, both

essell@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Curious now.

Which part of you?

Is your body ready for cephalopods?

I am ready, Mr squid. All of me

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d (1 reply)

I didn’t read on beyond the first dozen words :-(

essell@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d

Are you a cephalopod?

yes

ByteMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 256d

Dream job

themaninblack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d (1 reply)

“C’mon boss, he ran down a cephalopod on foot. That’s gotta be tough enough.”

You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed Cephalopoid!

I would also go nuts for cephalopods

bampop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d

Everyone thinks they're ready for cephalopods, until the kraken shows up