I dont think I've lived this long in my previous lives and shit is gettin weird

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zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 233d (1 reply)

Did they stop becoming moms or something?

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 232d
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baggins@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 233d (3 replies)

Has kids = milf

No kids = not milf

MBech@feddit.dk · 14 pts · 232d

Kids have kids = gilf

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 232d (1 reply)

He did the MILF math

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 232d

He did the mother ILF

Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 232d

That's what I love about MILFs, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 233d

Current scale as of 2025

MILF: Millenial
Cougar: Gen-X
GILF: Boomer

v0id@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 233d (2 replies)

twinks > girls (sorry i'm gay)

tetris11@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 232d

never be sorry for who you are, unless you're Canadian

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 232d

Nice

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 233d (2 replies)

Im not saying older ladies are weird. Me, im weird.

itsathursday@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 233d (1 reply)

Swap the M for a G and you buy a few more years.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 231d

I spent way too long trying to figure out what

Ig not saying older ladies are weird. Ge, ig weird.

was supposed to mean

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 232d

But then suddenly, a few seconds later, without warning, MILFs feel inappropriately young for you ...

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d

Yeah that happened in my mid 20s. Now they're sometimes women a bit younger. I stand by though, mom bod is hot.

ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 233d

Basically just my partner. Not weird?

underscores@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 231d

that makes it better

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 231d

Just wait til they're too young for you.

orioler25@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 231d

I don't get why this is a problem if you just find them attractive and not exotic.

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d

They're just ilfs now

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 231d

Round here we don't say b#tches, we call 'em birds

Women are human beings, try speaking about them as such