why we need billionaires

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if the good billionaires start giving all their money away to charity then only the evil billionaires would be left with money and therefore power

elon musk wants to do so much good with all the money he has but he cant because evil taylor swift needs to be kept in check its like the balance in the force from star trek

because imagine if mr musk ended world hunger then tay could swoop in and control the world itself because she would have more money than the president

this would be bad because she might change the national anthem to a silly pop song and she might make us all fly private jets and she would probably make us do interracial marriage even if we dont want to and what if she plunges the world into complete anarchy where theres cameras everywhere live streaming us to catch us saying and doing stuff she doesnt like like for example drinking pepsi instead of coke


rules for this post

  • no downvoting me
  • no swiftie apologia
  • thank sergio when they get here
  • no reporting me

insparation

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37 Comments

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 58 pts · 241d (2 replies)

This reads like an LLM trying to impersonate a human who is trying to impersonate an early generation LLM.

And I am here for it.

realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 241d

thank you for your support

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 240d

You're absolutely right! Isn't it so wonderful that people found our influence so great they're not only using us — they're also imitating us? And I kid you not, they'll eventually use us in their everyday life because we're inevitable.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 241d (4 replies)

I downvoted bc I don't like voting rules. /s

Otherwise, thanks for the enlightenment!

realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 241d (3 replies)

1000012985

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a pitcher of a piece of paper with very mature handwriting which says thank you for engaging with my enlightenment

papalonian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 241d (2 replies)

pitcher

realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 241d

1000012986

alt text for people who cant read

a pitcher of a piece of paper with very mature handwriting which says thank you for engaging with my enlightenment alt text

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 241d

You throwing out an error message?

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in · 17 pts · 241d (1 reply)

the good billionaires

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realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 241d

its a paradox

realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 241d (12 replies)

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edit mods please do something asap this is getting out of control

GreatWhite_Shark_EarthAndBeingsRightsPerson@piefed.social · 14 pts · 241d (4 replies)

Did I make a ruling breaking, I confused why the reply?

realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 241d (3 replies)

you downvoted my post and thats against the rules as explicitly stated above in the post body

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 241d

I downvoted the post specifically because you said it was against the rules.

You ain't my boss.

GreatWhite_Shark_EarthAndBeingsRightsPerson@piefed.social · 10 pts · 241d (1 reply)

okay, sorry, about that.

Let me ask you question then, is there any way weed out such posts-threads, when I search?

realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 241d

its too late for sorry your account is going to be permanently banned my uncle works for the cia and i already sent him your ip address

ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 241d (1 reply)

You're breaking the rules....? I didn't know they let people in institutions post on Lemmy. This shit is unhinged.

Makeshift@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 241d

I downvoted for the funnies because that's basically a law of the internet lol.

Edit: Why can't I upvote and downvote at the same time smh. I wanna upvote the funny but downvote for the funny too.

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 241d (2 replies)

yeah.... checking your history, you ain't worth the time. enjoy the block list. I suspct you should find something less stupid and childish to spend your time on.

DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 241d

Lmao this is a shitposting community, not something serious

ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 241d

no u

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 241d

wow this is pathetically childing lol. trying to make your own rules like they matter. channel rules matter, nothing you say matters. deal with it

Valmond@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 241d (1 reply)

Now I just had to downvotevto see what happens...

realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 241d

see for yourself evildoer check your inbox and the modlog

SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 9 pts · 241d (1 reply)

What a chad.

realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 241d

thank you sergio

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 241d

Mentioning Taylor Swift is woke 😤 I won’t engage with this librul nonsense come back when you can show your an alpha mail

Sergio@piefed.social · 6 pts · 241d

kek Chad McTruth is thanking me bc I'm his only fan.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 240d

I've often what it's like to be an absolute fucking moron. Like, from their perspective.

I mean, I'm impulsive and make a habit of not thinking things through, but to repeatedly do absolutely moronic things, to believe things with zero evidence and to not have the self awareness to change the way you think about anything, ever, regardless of the evidence you're presented with.

Like. What is that LIKE?

cheesybuddha@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 241d

I get an interracial spouse and a jet? Sign me up

_tasten_tiger@feddit.org · 4 pts · 241d

I dont follow rules (⌐■_■)

exu@feditown.com · 3 pts · 241d

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun billions is a good guy with a gun billions

ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 241d

I'm pretty sure this post breaks rule 5.

Makeshift@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 241d (1 reply)
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realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 241d

laugh all you want because i reported you for the seriousness because thats literally the law of the this post

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 241d

This is a really good point that I never thought about. Thank you for your service Mr Mussy.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 240d

I wonder how rich Taylor Swift would be if she never gave any money away