I was just thinking how you'd have to give me some pretty hefty ballistics glass to stand behind to get those shots because this asshole is definitely gonna negligently shoot someone.
Yeah, I see that now after watching it a few times. And he only fires the rifle (weak grip) when it's pointing away from the camera. The pistol shot is towards the camera, but at least he has a strong grip on it.
It's one of the few times he's standing in that movie; what you're seeing is his maximum physical exertion in the movie. Most of the rest of the movie he's behind a sniper rifle and bad guys just run into his line of sight over and over.
On the cover his head is 100% photoshopped onto somebody else's body. He's not even presentable for a still cover.
I think the joke is the incredibly poor gun-handling skills. Buttstock just waving in the air instead of against shoulder, nearly clocking himself with that deft repositioning maneuver. I'm not a gun guy, but this looks like more like The Naked Gun than a navy seal movie.
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DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 251d
Cameraman's got nerves of steel
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 46 pts · 251d
They gave him a gun too, so he was safe!
rotkehle@feddit.org · 11 pts · 251d
the American way
teft@piefed.social · 15 pts · 251d
I was just thinking how you'd have to give me some pretty hefty ballistics glass to stand behind to get those shots because this asshole is definitely gonna negligently shoot someone.
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 251d
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 250d
Yeah, I see that now after watching it a few times. And he only fires the rifle (weak grip) when it's pointing away from the camera. The pistol shot is towards the camera, but at least he has a strong grip on it.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 250d
Then they're idiots. Treat every gun as if it's loaded.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 251d
Hey! I'll have you know that Sonny Puzikas has only accidentally shot another instructor once! Overall a pretty solid chance of safety.
Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 250d
https://soldiersystems.net/2012/11/14/statement-from-the-range-owner-regarding-the-recent-accidental-shooting/
I really hope Sonny used this as a wakeup call to stop being so reckless
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
Narrator: "He did not."
_cryptagion@anarchist.nexus · 50 pts · 251d
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 251d
At this point you're lucky to get Seagal on his feet for an action scene.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 251d
Wait is he sitting down in that?? I've seen the fight scene one but that's insane
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 251d
It's one of the few times he's standing in that movie; what you're seeing is his maximum physical exertion in the movie. Most of the rest of the movie he's behind a sniper rifle and bad guys just run into his line of sight over and over.
On the cover his head is 100% photoshopped onto somebody else's body. He's not even presentable for a still cover.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 251d
Lol. Guy's a self parody now. But I guess there seems to be money in that
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d
I think the joke is the incredibly poor gun-handling skills. Buttstock just waving in the air instead of against shoulder, nearly clocking himself with that deft repositioning maneuver. I'm not a gun guy, but this looks like more like The Naked Gun than a navy seal movie.
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 10 pts · 251d
Wouldn’t Stephen Seagal be sitting in a spinny chair to pull this shit off?
_cryptagion@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 251d
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 12 pts · 251d
Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down - Worst Movie Ever
_cryptagion@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 251d
njm1314@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 251d
Step one: make yourself very dizzy.
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
Parallel step two. Waste ammunition
PugJesus@piefed.social · 23 pts · 251d
"Let's try spinning, that's a good trick!"
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 251d
Railing5132@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d
What movie is that from? I think I saw it decades ago...
dropcase@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 251d
The Last Starfighter
Ininewcrow@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 251d
This is how your gun instructor goes deaf
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 250d
Spin to win!