That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.
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scholar@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 226d
> Be CEO
> Don't implement health and safety measures
> Die from preventable accident
deliriousdreams@fedia.io · 5 pts · 225d
A green text by any other name.
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 226d
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 225d
The hero we need right now.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
Precisely my first thought.
JakenVeina@midwest.social · 32 pts · 226d
Website for text articles autoplaying video ads at full volume, while I'm laying in bed next to my sleeping wife at 4AM. Eat an ENTIRE bag of dicks.
Speculater@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 226d
The auto playing video ads are horrible! I always have my media volume set to zero for this very reason.
Etterra@discuss.online · 31 pts · 226d
It was Klaus again, wasn't it.
randomuser38529@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
Santa did what now ??!?
Muhup@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 226d
Here is our hero in action.
Warning: NSFL
randomuser38529@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
What a ride!
chillpanzee@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 225d
That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 226d
Careful everyone, he's a hero.
velindora@lemmy.cafe · 16 pts · 226d
No crime
banause@feddit.org · 9 pts · 226d
You has the most confusing name.
kingofras@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 226d
Sunbok also sounds like Afrikaans for unlucky one. So a CEO named Unlucky You got stabbed to death by accident with a forklift.
Mika@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 226d
What a sad suicide
shittydwarf@piefed.social · 7 pts · 226d
...We need more forklifts
qevlarr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 225d
Guitar riff
Shake hands with danger
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 225d
We used to watch this at trade school haha
WereHacker@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 226d
Oops
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 226d
On purpose or on accident?
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 18d
Accidentally on purpose.
PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 225d
What is up with the government and trying to find these CEO killers. I like what they do but I'm not that desperate to figure out who they are.