That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.
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simplejack@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 230d
That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 230d
Maybe there's a god above
But all I ever learned in love
Was how to shoot at someone
Who outdrew ya
OrangeScentedFish@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 230d
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Rooty@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 230d
You always have a solution for every problem my Lord and Savior.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 61 pts · 230d
I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 29 pts · 230d
No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔
robocall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 230d
Do you not have loud farts?
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 230d
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 230d
The other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 230d
Bro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 230d
Probably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 229d
My hole is always mic'd up
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 3 pts · 230d
If you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 230d
Yeah, I did this for playing guitar over Zoom when COVID meant I couldn’t annoy people at house parties.
RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 230d
Talk about being gaslighted
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 230d
So tragic 😔
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 230d
I don't laugh very often (because I'm a very serious guy) but this made me chuckle. Just a little bit.
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 230d
The future dissolution of that new couple is going to incredible.
NachBarcelona@piefed.social · 2 pts · 230d
Living the stink life. 🤌💨