They are German, of course.

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Gust@piefed.social · 57 pts · 233d

What happens at the Large Hardon Collider stays at the Large Hardon Collider

Eheran@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 233d (11 replies)

I don't get it :(

expatriado@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 233d (1 reply)

got to go to cern and pull your pants down to get it

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 43 pts · 233d
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yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 233d (3 replies)

There are lots of conspiracy theories about CERN. There is also a conspiracy theory that states that some of the most powerful people in the world are actually anthropomorphic lizards (which kind of sounds like the kind of thing a furry would make up, now that I think about it).

Eheran@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 233d (2 replies)

Okay, heard of that one before. But even knowing that, I still don't get what it has to do with CERN, nor eating ass.

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 232d

Some delicacies are only conferred on those with a trained palate—it should not conCERN the rabble what delights the wise. /s

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 232d
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jaybone@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 233d

You might say, it’s not your concern.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 233d (3 replies)
Eheran@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 233d (1 reply)

What does that explain about lizard people or eating ass?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 233d

No clue.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 232d

El
Psy
Congroo

SavinDWhales@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 233d (3 replies)

Particle physics gives me a large hadron.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 9 pts · 233d (2 replies)

The most you’re getting outta that is some miniature black hole and some short lived ejaculated antimatter.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 233d

Sounds good

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 227d

Until ten months later (40 weeks at 4 weeks/mo ain't nine, although they probably discount the first one for not knowing you're pregnant yet).

Dojan@pawb.social · 21 pts · 233d (1 reply)

I liked this so much I stole the idea. Thanks!

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 233d
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realitista@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 233d

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hansolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 233d (1 reply)

What!?

The Illuminati told me to lick their black hole, and just keep going for like 45 minutes.

Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 233d

Science vs religion, baby.

FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 233d (4 replies)

Why are they German?

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 232d (3 replies)

Why ask why? Eins, zwei, drei.

FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 232d (2 replies)

A lot of people automatically assume that Geneva is german speaking because its in Switzerland when its french speaking and it’s one of my pet peeves lol.

But I wanted to ask first because good chance this misconception has nothing to do with the title.

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 232d (1 reply)
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FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 232d
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psud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 232d

Really dude, don't gloat about the furries you fucked at CERN

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 232d (1 reply)

Used to be a program on the tv set called Lizard Lick Towing. Never watched it, myself, but now I'm kind of glad I missed it. So, thank you for that CERN. Money well spent.

MOCVD@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 230d

I'm local to lizard lick NC, it has a large amount of shootings.