Whenever anyone says that to me, which has happened several times because I’m a blunt cunt sometimes, I tell them I already do that and wouldn’t give it up for anything short of “fuck you money”. I genuinely dislike sharing my living space with other humans, because I don’t even like cleaning after myself, nuts to cleaning up after someone else, which is how it always goes. Being rich would fix that tho cuz I could afford to properly compensate for cleaning services.
I absolutely fantasize about living alone with just a dog. But that is second to my fantasy of living in a much smaller home and lighting most of my shit on fire. I should try combining them...
This line is so enraging because it's fundamentally asserting that a woman's life is of no value on its own. Like, your life, YOU, as a human, are not worth anything by yourself. Really disgusting misogyny actually!
Especially when this kind of sentiment comes from women. It's so bleak. Like ma'am you are insulting yourself as well!
26 Comments
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 249d
My end goal is to be a lesbiab living with a cute girl with cats :3
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 6 pts · 248d
Were I to live with just a woman, cuteness would rank second to … well, certain skills and talents.
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 3 pts · 248d
:::spoiler get your mind out of the gutter … if you want to I meant cooking, of course, because I'm a shit cook. :::
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 248d
Idk I personally do enjoy a nice useless lesbian :3
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 3 pts · 248d
I already have a nice, useless male SO.¹ My standards for an added partner would have to be ever so slightly higher!
¹ OK, that's unfair. He's not useless. He helps out with technology stuff made by actually useless people.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 249d
The fact they can't think of a worse fate than not having to deal with men will always be fuckin' hilarious to me.
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 6 pts · 248d
Also why is the choice "(presumably toxic) men" and "cats"?
Women are out there too.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 249d
I went and watched a movie with a friend yesterday, there was a contiguous pile of 2 women, 2 dogs, and a cat.
Could not be improved.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 249d
Whenever anyone says that to me, which has happened several times because I’m a blunt cunt sometimes, I tell them I already do that and wouldn’t give it up for anything short of “fuck you money”. I genuinely dislike sharing my living space with other humans, because I don’t even like cleaning after myself, nuts to cleaning up after someone else, which is how it always goes. Being rich would fix that tho cuz I could afford to properly compensate for cleaning services.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 248d
Taleya@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 247d
Oh that is horrendous misogyny
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 246d
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 249d
I absolutely fantasize about living alone with just a dog. But that is second to my fantasy of living in a much smaller home and lighting most of my shit on fire. I should try combining them...
Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 248d
Don't let your dreams be memes???
purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 249d
my dude the alternate of ending up alone and stuck living with a you to deal with is not the w proposition you think it is
cloudforms@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 247d
This line is so enraging because it's fundamentally asserting that a woman's life is of no value on its own. Like, your life, YOU, as a human, are not worth anything by yourself. Really disgusting misogyny actually!
Especially when this kind of sentiment comes from women. It's so bleak. Like ma'am you are insulting yourself as well!
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 5 pts · 248d
Or bears.
How awesome would that be?
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 248d
I also choose the bear
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 248d
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 248d
Oh, good! Someone got the double-pronged joke!
Glytch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 249d
Just look at how happy Enya is, living in her castle with an army of cats. I can't think of a better way to live.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 248d
They do not understand that this implies great wealth. I can afford to live alone? And have multiple cats?? Yes please!
Wren@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 249d
I met an emu yesterday. I want to live with emus. The Australian military won't be able to get anywhere close.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 248d
Ooooh that sounds fun! Mind if I visit?
Wren@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 248d
Not at all.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 248d
Awesome I'll get packing
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 249d
Just need the cats.
cyberwitch@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 249d
My grandma, mom, and I each had to learn the hard way before making that upgrade.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 248d
I'm not gonna play ball and say it sounds magical to me. I have cats and love them, but without my wife, that sounds only half amazing, if so.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d