Stay strong lemmy

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28 Comments

standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 232d (4 replies)

Let’s just all human. That would be nice uwu

adhd_traco@piefed.social · 23 pts · 232d (1 reply)

Canine squad standing by!

stolen from here

standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 232d

I remember being in a child’s hospital and meeting one of them years ago. It was so nice and the pup is def what I needed at the time

Aquila@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 232d (1 reply)

Oops all human!

Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d

Brought to you by soilent green ...

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 19 pts · 232d (14 replies)

Is this English?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 232d (6 replies)

Allow me to translate: The last day of holiday break is the worst. I’m usually anxious on Sundays for the same reason, but the extended time off makes it a lot worse. I don’t want to give up the freedom of this time and behave like a domesticated animal again.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 12 pts · 232d (5 replies)

At my age, I'm always mindful that I'm getting more and more behind the times, and that this is very possibly normal younger generation talk. I really wouldn't know. But this seems more like the person left school too soon.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 232d (3 replies)

Username checks out 😉

That’s meant in jest. 😬

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 4 pts · 232d (2 replies)

That's fine 🙂 I chose that username as a troll, and the people getting trolled don't even realize they're being trolled: it's all the haters who post the exact same thing and think they're being really clever, but don't realize they're like the 10,000th parrot repeating the same boring predictable thing.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 232d

Oh I get it. It’s like the Bart say the line meme. But it’s all in good fun. 🤩

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 231d

I get that all the time, too.

shneancy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 232d

this is the "relatable and funny online lingo", nobody actually talks like that

sam@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 232d (5 replies)

Came here to say "can anybody translate?" 🤣 beat me to it.

AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 232d (4 replies)
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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 232d (3 replies)

I looked at their history to see what you’re talking about because you give no context and everything you said is wrong and you’re an insane person

AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 232d (2 replies)
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nostrauxendar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 232d (1 reply)

Damn dude go outside

AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 232d
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vortexsurfer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 232d
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YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 232d

We got a Snow day! All roads closed.

Unfortunately, I WFH on Mondays so, yes, I too am wallowing in sea of dread.

tomiant@piefed.social · 6 pts · 232d

NO TIME! PROFIT MACHINE GOES BRRRRRRRR

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 232d

Yup this is a rough one

Makhno@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 232d (1 reply)

Cringe millennial

jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 232d

Trust me, Gen X feels the same

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · -16 pts · 232d (10 replies)
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lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 232d (1 reply)

wow thanks that fixed everything.

tomiant@piefed.social · 7 pts · 232d

"If you don't like society, you can just move out into the woods!"

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 232d (1 reply)

You should be a life coach. Lots of people to scam with empty platitudes.

Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 232d

Their comment reminds me of this song

Life is simple

AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 232d (3 replies)

My landlord doesn't provide litter boxes for his cats because he wants them to just go outside where he hasn't cleaned for years. One of his dogs killed the smaller dog of my roommate. He acts like a fucking animal expert and opines freely to his church youth group, presenting as having his shit together despite never having a full time job in his life.

These takes are always so childish to me. Like the person who writes it clearly isn't an adult, hasn't lived in the adult world, or has been privileged with circumstances that allow them to live the entire span of their lives as an ignorant and pompous child. Spoiled by a complete absence of adversary to the point they start to feel a purely delusional sense of mastery over life that needs to be shared.

My landlord can take your vapid, vague advice no problem. In fact it seems like the kind of advice he'd give.

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · -7 pts · 232d (2 replies)
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AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 232d (1 reply)

stereotype reddit reply much amirite

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · -4 pts · 232d
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NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 232d (1 reply)

I'm applying other places but also supporting a household on one my one income. Finding another job that pays enough is difficult, especially when combined with having to do numerous rounds of interviews per position

Also there's no job on earth that would allow me to just be a human being rather than a robot producing value

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · -4 pts · 232d
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