The important questions

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fox2263@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 227d (5 replies)

Did you print this meme out

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 227d

It's a good meme, Bront

errer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 227d

It has a warmer sound in analog form

bonenode@piefed.social · 12 pts · 227d
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cobysev@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 227d

It's literally a black-and-white photocopy of a printed meme.

Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 227d
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marighost@piefed.social · 9 pts · 227d

I shit at home, but then I shit in the office. Then maybe I'll shit again after lunch. Boss makes a doller, after all.

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 227d (1 reply)

Second shitfast.

ech@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 227d

For when you don't have a lot of time.

0ops@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 227d (1 reply)

I take two shits in the morning. I take two shits at night.

fascicle@leminal.space · 4 pts · 227d

Why not just one and done

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 226d (5 replies)

The "normal" range of pooing is wild, fibre accounts for some but it's like up to 6 times a day to once every 2 days.

I am a certified 4-8'er after switching to a vegan diet. The idea of struggling out a 2 dayer like you're wrestling a neutronium anaconda with your pelvic floor horrifies me.

Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Have you heard of beans?

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 222d

I eat beans every meal

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 207d (2 replies)

and i'm one of the people who seem to occupy that entire range, somehow

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Ah IBS

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 202d

no my digestion is fine, i never have any pain. I think it's largely been caused by me eating vastly varying amounts of fibre, as it seems to be getting a lot more reliable these days and i've gotten better at making sure every meal has some fibre.

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 226d

Bonjour? Pooping is a parting, surely.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 226d (2 replies)

Tbf hobbits eat a lot of fiber so they would poop less than the average mediveal peasant.

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Fibre makes you poo more.. You can't digest it so must pass it.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 226d

Shit, I been making huge mistakes daily.