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16 Comments

xcutie@linux.community · 37 pts · 244d

You guys have sex?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 22 pts · 244d (1 reply)

"You guys are getting depression and bills?"

Mothra@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 244d

Do you wanna trade some depression and bills for sex? Plenty of depression and bills here

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 244d (4 replies)

Two and a half out of three, guess I'm doing all right.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 244d (3 replies)

I'll take 1/2 sex, please 🎟️

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 244d

Let me introduce you to your friend Palmala Handerson

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 244d (1 reply)

It takes two to tango but only one to play solitaire.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 244d

And three to file for divorce.

falseWhite@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 244d (1 reply)
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Chronographs@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 244d

That’s the joke, yes

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 244d (1 reply)

Y'all are into sex and are depressed?

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 244d

It's called "tear jerking", apparently.

medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 244d (1 reply)

"You guys pay bills?"

elvith@feddit.org · 6 pts · 244d

Believe me, we would, if we could

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 244d

That’s not true; there’s also work. Although sometimes that fits under depression.

PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 244d

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 244d

Oxford comma needed!

NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 244d
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