Christ, he's ripped

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hOrni@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 225d (3 replies)

It's more about diet. From what I hear, the dude got a lot of lean protein from fish and carb loaded on bread.

ODuffer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 225d

Nailed it

0ops@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 225d

Probs a bit dehydrated with all that wine too

AshLassay@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d

Doesn’t he share it with 5000 men

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 225d (2 replies)

He was a carpenter. He used to do push ups while waiting for construction work in the Home Depot parking lot.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 225d

I bet he would entertain the rest of the guys by doing little parlor tricks like water into wine. Like bottle of water into bottle of urine.

Jack_Burton@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 225d
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 225d (1 reply)

Look at those cum gutters.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 225d

Bukkake-Christ died for your bountiful sins.

bobo@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 225d (2 replies)

I prefer my Jesus swole over ripped

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 225d (1 reply)

Swole Korean Jesus ain't got time for your shit!

bobo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 225d

Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’

John 6:53–54

kronarbob@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 225d

cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 225d

All it takes is about 60 minutes every Sunday

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d

It's starts off with a few nails and couple of planks

xploit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d (2 replies)

It's genetics, just look at the father...

untorquer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d (1 reply)

But he got his mitochondria from his mother. They're the power house of the cell.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 225d

It’s what nuclei crave.

III@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d

Just like nearly every superhero in comics... the secret is being entirely made up.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 225d

Fucking hell, PJ, I almost spit my coffee out from laughing and my cats are looking at me funny. Fucking crossfit. Damn.

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d

I'm told it's called a host.

If so I'd be the parasite

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d

Crossdead.. but, not many signed up for that gym.