Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’
23 Comments
hOrni@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 225d
It's more about diet. From what I hear, the dude got a lot of lean protein from fish and carb loaded on bread.
ODuffer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 225d
Nailed it
0ops@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 225d
Probs a bit dehydrated with all that wine too
AshLassay@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Doesn’t he share it with 5000 men
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 225d
He was a carpenter. He used to do push ups while waiting for construction work in the Home Depot parking lot.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 225d
I bet he would entertain the rest of the guys by doing little parlor tricks like water into wine. Like bottle of water into bottle of urine.
Jack_Burton@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 225d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 225d
Look at those cum gutters.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 225d
Bukkake-Christ died for your bountiful sins.
bobo@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 225d
I prefer my Jesus swole over ripped
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 225d
Swole Korean Jesus ain't got time for your shit!
bobo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 225d
Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’
John 6:53–54
kronarbob@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7zUml5q20&t=1
It was even filmed !
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 225d
cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 225d
All it takes is about 60 minutes every Sunday
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
It's starts off with a few nails and couple of planks
xploit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
It's genetics, just look at the father...
untorquer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
But he got his mitochondria from his mother. They're the power house of the cell.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 225d
It’s what nuclei crave.
III@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Just like nearly every superhero in comics... the secret is being entirely made up.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 225d
Fucking hell, PJ, I almost spit my coffee out from laughing and my cats are looking at me funny. Fucking crossfit. Damn.
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
“When i started CrossFit it wasn’t necessarily by choice.”
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
I'm told it's called a host.
If so I'd be the parasite
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
Crossdead.. but, not many signed up for that gym.